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Okay, it's been a year since the last giant SydLexia.com list, so here's another one. This is about Hitlers. In fact, it's about the 100 biggest Hitlers of the 20th century. So, what exactly makes a Hitler? Is it their ability to slaughter millions of innocent people based on ethnicity and/or religion? Is the the ability to whip uneducated rabble into a militaristic frenzy? Is is a stupid moustache? Or, perhaps, is it something less tangible? I submit to you that a Hitler is anyone or anything that is capable of inflicting great injustices or frustrations upon the not-so-secret world of humans. And so, you may see some surprising Hitlers covered here. And remember, this list will focus on the Hitlers who were at their most Hitleresque between from 1901-2000, Anno Domini. That's right, Anno Fucking Domini. If you prefer the term Common Era to Anno Domini, I will find you and skullfuck you to death. Harsh? Perhaps. But we're all Hitlers sometimes, no matter how hard we try not to be. I couldn't possibly undertake a spectaculur project of this magnitude on my own, so a team of expert voters was assembled to help create the master list. Some of those people worked on the previous two lists, some of them were newcomers. After everyone's picks were ranked and filed, everything was ready to go. Well, almost. Not everyone who was involved in the voting process was available to comment on the final version of the list, while others weren't invited to comment due to their inability to be sober for sustained periods of time exceeding twenty minutes . So instead, I assembled an elite team of people who I personally think are awesome to comment on the list. They are:
Alexis Acid of LZST. Her comments appear in harassing pink. My comments appear in a majestic shade of purplish blue that most humans can't see. I said this when we did the other lists, and I'll say it again now: it is very impossible to come up with a Top 100 list that satisfies everyone. I have no illusions that this list is anywhere near perfect. There are some omissions that disappoint me and some inclusions that disgust me. So if you think you can do better, go for it. Otherwise, enjoy this article for what it is: a look at 100 of the most notable Hitlers of the 20th century. This is another paragraph. It is here in a failed attempt to make the text take up as much space as the navigation bars that run down both sides of this page. I was going to make it extremely long and nonsensical, but I then got bored and gave up. Hey, what do you people think of this cream-colored font that I'm using? Is it easy on the eyes? Is it shiny? Personally, I like it a lot. Sometimes, I think my life would be a lot better if I had a sandwich. Do any of you ever feel that way? Life can be really lonely when devoid of sandwiches. You know?
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