#72: Garth Brooks

      Throughout the 20th century, country music sucked. Now in the 21st century, we have Taylor Swift and she is smart and pretty and talented and her music is kinda sorta country. Another important thing to note about Taylor Swift is that she's not Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks sucks.

Syd Lexia: Taylor Swift changes boyfriends every month, so I really feel like I have a shot with her. Taylor, I promise to be attentive to your needs, unlike Donnie Darko or that stupid werewolf jerk. Plus, I can be available 24/7.

Valdronius: He has friends in low places. Hell is a low place. Hitler is in Hell. GARTH BROOKS IS FRIENDS WITH HITLER.

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