#76: Birds

      Fucking birds. Caw! Caw! Ca-caw! Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep. We should kill all the birds in the world with pesticides, just like Rachel Carson so helpfully suggested. That'd be awesome.

Syd Lexia: Bird, bird, bird. Bird is the word.

Valdronius: Shut up! I want to get laid too; you don't see me yelling at you when you try to sleep.

The-Excel: The most popular bird in the world is currently the angry variety. I wonder why that could be?????

Atma: True story, a pelican tried to eat my wife when she was a kid. She is now terrified of all birds.

Drew Linky: When I dissected you in advanced biology, you smelled like shit and it was hard to find the pancreas. Fuck you and your smelly gizzard.

HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!

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