Poop is so gross. It smells bad, it looks bad, and it tastes bad. And it always has a way of showing up in the most unexpected places. For example, your face.
Syd Lexia: Poop should have been way higher on the list. Fuck this shit. Not literally, of course.
Valdronius: Don't let yourself go, cuz everybody cries and everybody poops, sometimes.
Kris Lexia: I pooped one time. I didn't really like it.
Dr. Jeebus: I'm sort of disappointed that I missed out on this when I was younger. It's a solid, through and through. The controls are smooth and nice. Why didn't I ever do this before?
HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!