#89: Drunk Drivers

      Drunk drivers are jerks. They are the lowest form of low. They are vile monsters, and they should die. There are only 88 things in the universe that were bigger Hitlers than drunk drivers in the span of the entire 20th century.

Syd Lexia: Vroom vroom, uh-oh...

Valdronius: I heard that the gay and lesbian community wanted to do a campaign against drunk driving, but a lack of foresight on their slogan, Drunk Driving Makes Us GLADD, caused the whole thing to be canned before it could make any ground.

HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!

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