#91: Marathon

      Long before Bungie was making crappy and derivative first person shooters for the XBox, they were making crappy and derivative first person shooters for Macintosh computers. Macintosh users used to think Marathon was awesome, mostly because it was the only game they could play besides Oregon Trail and that stupid sliding puzzle.

Syd Lexia: The only good game on an Apple platform is Angry Birds, and even that's not that good.

Josh Woodzy: That's not true. Beyond Castle Wolfenstein was a mediocre Apple II game too, and you had to kill Hitler in it. Wait, is there some sort of connection here?

HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!

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