#97: Kevin Nash

      Kevin Nash was a failed basketball player who tried to be a professional wrestler, but he failed at that too because he was so lazy. Then his buddies felt bad for him, on account of how much he sucked, so they gave him some title reigns. Kevin Nash also tried to book wrestling matches, but he failed at that too. He tried to be an actor and, surprise, he also failed at that. He is presumed to be dead, because he failed so hard at life.

Syd Lexia: Kevin Nash may be seven feet tall, but he's also a cranky little crybaby bitch who can barely walk. Your grandmother could probably beat him up.

Valdronius: If a jolly, green giant named Oz isn't a Hitler, than I don't know what is.

HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!

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83: Al Davis

82: The Nintendo Virtual Boy

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