Rubik's Cube was an evil torture device created by Hitler's private mathematicians while they were trying to solve the Lament Configuation. Those mathematicians failed, and there souls were consumed by a mysterious shaman known only as Doug Bradley.
Syd Lexia: I hate this thing. I spent many hours trying to solve Rubik's Cube when I was thirteen, hours which could have been better spent with prostitutes. Prostitutes are awesome, and are not Hitlers at all.
Valdronius: The Mythbusters can solve a Rubik's Cube with their feet. Take that Mr. Rubik!
GPFontaine: Beating a Rubik's Cube was easy. Use a knife and cut off all the squares, then match them up and glue back together.
Drew Linky: This block has posed more of a problem to me than any other device on this entire fucking planet. But it looks pretty, so that's fine.
FNJ: Rubik's Cube is like no other game currently available. You pilot a towering Vertical Tank in a first person cockpit simulation game. This is accomplished with a 40-button, 3 block, 3 foot pedal controller. You will become immersed in many battles ranging from amphibious operations, to battleship duels, and even assaulting cities!
HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!