#92: Dogs

      I'm a dog! Woof woof woof! I eat lots of food, I'll poop on all your stuff if you don't watch me carefully, I'll never do anything useful for you, and I'll probably die long before you do. So you see, in a lot of ways, I'm like having a baby. Actually, having a dog is EXACTLY like having a baby.

Syd Lexia: You know what I hate? Nintendogs. Fuck Nintendogs. Is the name supposed to be a pun or something? It's fucking stupid.

Valdronius: I could never have a dog as a child because my brother was allergic to them. So now all dogs and dog owners are Hitlers.

Atma: Why can't they learn something useful other then "sit", "stay", and "roll over"? Learn something like "clean my apartment while I'm at work since you contribute nothing to this relationship but chewing up everything that is expensive".

HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!

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