The express checkout is for customers with ten items or less. If you do not have ten items or less, don't fucking go in the express lane. Also, don't go in the express lane if you're going to write a check. Who the fuck writes checks, anyway? Fuck you, you disgusting fucking Hitler.
Syd Lexia: I enjoy purchasing groceries almost as much I enjoy eating them. Tasty!
Valdronius: Some people can't count; some people can't read. All of them try to go through the express lane. I just need to buy some milk, assholes!
Atma: For every item they're over, it should equal a dragon-punch to the face.
Klimbatize: Almost as bad as these people are the cashiers who ring them out. Grow some sack and kick them out of your lane, you pricks.
HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!