AIDS killed roughly 50% of all people who died between 1975 and 1995. Syd Lexia: This game has often been characterized as a cheap attempt by Nintendo to cash in on the success of Sonic The Hedgehog. It's not, but it's about 70% as good. And anything that's 70% as good as one of the most ridiculously awesome games ever made is still pretty damn awesome. I mean, come on, it's a Nintendo platformer where you get to fly and breathe fire. If takes more than that to sell you on a video game, then you, my friend, are not a gamer; you are a goddam charlatan. Valdronius: It got Dwayne from Degrassi. Poor bastard. Kris Lexia: I'd really like to see Lady Gaga get AIDS. Help me out, guys. HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler! |