#32: Shoes On The Highway

      What's the deal with those lonely shoes you see strewn about the highway? Were they thrown out of cars by drunk people who used them as makeshift toilets? Do they belong to illegal immigrants who tried to cross the road and failed? Are they the remains of some unfortunate murder victim? We may never know!

Valdronius: I like to imagine that there's some serial killer who targets hitchhikers and leaves a single shoe as a clue, and keeps the other as a trophy.

HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!

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32: Shoes On The Highway

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