#13: The Sun

      The sun sucks. It's too bright, it's too hot, and it's too far away. And it causes cancer. The moon is way better. The moon is like the sun's sexier, barely legal sister. Seriously, who wouldn't like to score a piece of moon pie?

Valdronius: The bane of the Irish and all fair-skinned people alike. Trying to kill them all with melanoma.

Drew Linky: At least I'm not alone in believing this. I've never liked the sun.

HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!

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22: Viagra

21: People Who Do Yardwork In The Morning

20: Famine

19: Saddam Hussein

18: Vince McMahon

17: Sharks

16: Space Invaders

15: The Macarena

14: Law Enforcement

13: The Sun

12: Women's Suffrage

11: Prohibition

10: Adolf Hitler

9: Dragon Ball Z

8: The Noid

7: Cancer

6: Lousy Weather

5: Dr. Jeebus

4: Andrew Lloyd Webber

3: Thomas Edison

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