The sun sucks. It's too bright, it's too hot, and it's too far away. And it causes cancer. The moon is way better. The moon is like the sun's sexier, barely legal sister. Seriously, who wouldn't like to score a piece of moon pie? Valdronius: The bane of the Irish and all fair-skinned people alike. Trying to kill them all with melanoma. Drew Linky: At least I'm not alone in believing this. I've never liked the sun. HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler! |