#3: Thomas Edison

      Thomas Edison was a patent troll and in many ways he was the founding father of Corporate America as we know it. He also ruined Nikola Tesla's life, just because he could. Fuck you, Edison. Tesla was awesome.

Slayer: Only Edison would think of electrocuting an elephant just to be a dick.

Atma: I had to take a field trip to his summer home in middle school. It smelled really bad in there, like Grandma's House multiplied by one hundred.

HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!

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