Just kidding! America is awesome.
Syd Lexia: Japanese people, professional race car drivers, and Mexicans love America. So does my sister.
Kris Lexia: America is amazing. I never thought freedom, capitalism, and personal expression could be so much fun!
Syd Lexia: See? I fucking told you!
Valdronius: America is Canada's toilet.
Mr. Satire: I don't live there.
HitlerBot 8800: Heil Hitler!