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10/29/09: The 102nd article is up.
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Wrestlemania Sucks
But that's not how it used to be. In the 80s and early 90s, Wrestlemania was the one PPV that you HAD to see.
Relive three classic WM main events from when the WWE was still the WWF and it didn't suck ass.
Syd Lexia on Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
Once upon a time, Michael Jackson and Sega teamed up to create an arcade game based on an incomprehensible movie.
Can you help Michael dance his way to victory against the evil Joe Pesci?
Syd Lexia on Super Mario Bros. 2
NES Deception: Everything you know about Super Mario Bros. 2 is a goddam lie.
Well, unless you already know that the Japanese version is totally different.
Kurt Cobain's Magical Shotgun Adventure
Will not be seen at this time, so that we may bring you an even bigger head trip.
That's right bitches, it's You Can't Do That On Television!
The Top 10 Weirdest Scenes in Arnold Movies
Punching, nudity, impaling, and more punching. Come along with me as I try to explain inexplicable scenes featuring the greatest action hero ever.
And no, Kindergarten Cop is not featured.
Syd Lexia on Streets of Rage
In a city without a name, three ex-cops bring vapid justice down upon an unidentified crime boss and his easily defeated army of clones.
Find out how many street punks one guy can punch.
Obey Your Masters
Seven Mega Man games. Fifty Four Robot Masters. A look at all of Wily's robots from Airman to Yamatoman.
Was Rectal Cancer Man a real enemy? Read on to find out.
Syd Lexia on Street Fighter
A look at the original Street Fighter, which no one remembers quite as fondly as Street Fighter 2. Find out why.
HINT: It's an unplayable pile of crap.
Looks That Kill
On their second album, Motley Crue commanded us to shout at the devil... whatever that means. It seems to involve lipstick.
WARNING: The album cover may give you nightmares.
Donkeylips and Sponge Weigh In
The 8th episode of Salute Your Shorts, in which Sponge and Donkeylips try to enter a wrestling competition. Will they meet the weight requirements?
Yeah, probably.
Syd Lexia on Smash TV
Kill everything that moves and win fabulous prizes or die trying!
Good luck... yooooou'll need it!
Syd Lexia on Hammerin' Harry
This is the story of a badly-dressed boy with a giant hammer who stuck it to The Man.
Now with 33% less M.C. Hammer jokes!
M.A.S.K. - The Deathstone
A look at the very first episode of MASK. No one knows what lies behind their mad charades.
Come see their laser rays. Fire away!
The Commodore Christmas Crapfest
Celebrate the season with seven awful video games!
MAY CONTAIN POPPLES
Poison Your Mind
A look at the debut album from the hairiest hair band that ever haired.
(Aqua Net sold separately.)
Syd Lexia on Bad Dudes
Two freedom-loving guys in Keds attempt to rescue a president. Hint: It's an American one.
"Ninja-Related Crime Prevention Begins With You."
Meet The Midnight Society
A look at the very first episode of Nickelodeon's Are You Afraid of the Dark? You'll meet Gary, Kristen, Kiki, Betty Ann, David, Frank, and Eric.
Also: Two assholes get lost in the woods.
Syd Lexia on Adventure Island
A close look at one of the most popular games from the golden age of 2D Platformers. Are you man enough to save some chick from some guy?
Warning: Contains one too many fat jokes.
Nothing Lasts Forever
In 1991, Guns N' Roses gave us the Use Your Illusion albums. In 1992, November Rain became the fourth single from those albums.
And it rocked.
Syd Lexia on Time Killers
This Salvador Dali-inspired 3D shooter pits you against giant melting clocks. Just kidding, it's a 2D fighting game.
With chainsaws.
Syd Lexia on Revolution X
An evil dominatrix, a plot for global conquest, and Aerosmith. Join me on my bizarre journey through Midway's 1994 arcade classic.
Remember: MUSIC IS THE WEAPON.
