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April Fool's Day 2008: If you missed it, click here.
04/28/08: The 81st article is now up.
Index: 1, 2, 3, 4
Movie Posters and the Philosophy of Art
Watch as I attempt to mix philosophy and pop culture. It's like wicked intellectual and stuff. Sort of.
Total Swear Count: One.
Heathcliff
Once upon a time, there was a fat orange cat who kids loved. Only this cat didn't sit around eating lasagna, he went around kicking ass.
It's motherfucking Heathcliff, bitches!
SydLexia.com: A Retrospective
As SydLexia.com celebrates its birthday, Syd Lexia bloviates on the nature of the site.
WARNING: If you don't enjoy this, I will eat your fucking soul.
Syd Lexia on Monster Party
If you like monsters and/or parties, there's a mild chance you might enjoy Monster Party.
WARNING: This game was made by Bandai.
Syd Lexia vs. Batman Cereal
In 1989, Ralston released the cereal of equivalent of Smilex on an unsuspecting public.
Sixteen years later, it still sucks.
Dr. Jeebus Presents DuckTales
In his first article, Dr. Jeebus takes on an NES classic, Capcom's DuckTales.
Featured: Diamonds and cake.
Syd Lexia on Whomp 'Em
This is the story of a savage but loveable American Indian and seven magic totems.
WARNING: Stereotypical firewater not included.
The Mystery of Scented Mountain
Read any good books lately? If you said no, you're not about to start now.
One word: ARRRRRRRRRRGH!
The Worst NES Games That People Actually Played
There were plenty of bad Nintendo games, but how many people actually played Dudes With Attitudes or The Incredible Crash Dummies? Was it more than ten?
Instead of that obscure crap, I examine nineteen games that people used to think were good and Hydlide.
Syd Lexia on Quiz & Dragons
Oh no! The evil warlock Gordian and his army of trivia-loving monsters have stolen the Seed of Wisdom from the king of Capconia!
Use your knowledge of obscure pop culture to save the day! No, seriously.
The Hulkster's In The House
In fiscal year 1994-95, Hulk Hogan put out an album that would have kicked ass if he had issued it in 1985.
But he didn't.
Syd Lexia on Caveman Ninja
Cavemen have kidnapped your prehistoric harem! Are you man enough to rescue them with only stone wheels and bone axes?
Hell yes, you are.
Nintendo Game Packs
In 1989, Topps and Nintendo forged an unholy alliance to create the incredibly dreadful Nintendo Game Pack.
Aside from the Holocaust, it was quite possibly the worst idea ever.
Spring Cleaning Crapstravaganza
Gaze in wonder at thirteen strange and wonderful artifacts that I found in the dark underbelly of my house.
Contains an exclusive Bubble Bobble code!
Syd Lexia on A Boy And His Blob
Explore deadly cornfields and corny deathfields in a game that implores you to eat your vitamins, say your prayers, and overthrow governments.
There's probably some stupid crap about friendship and teamwork in there somewhere too.
666: The Number Of The Beast
Although they're named after a medieval torture device, Iron Maiden's third album will not mutilate your ears.
The Blaze Bayley era is a different story.
FINISH HIM!
Welcome to Fatality Fest, a two-part celebration of violence featuring Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat II, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 and 10 megs of pictures.
WARNING: This article is by no means 56k friendly.
Syd Lexia and Pepsi Free: There Can Be Only One
For my 23rd article, I have decided to drink and review a 23-year-old bottle of Sugar Free Pepsi Free.
This probably won't end well.
Wrestlemania Sucks
But that's not how it used to be. In the 80s and early 90s, Wrestlemania was the one PPV that you HAD to see.
Relive three classic WM main events from when the WWE was still the WWF and it didn't suck ass.
Syd Lexia on Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
Once upon a time, Michael Jackson and Sega teamed up to create an arcade game based on an incomprehensible movie.
Can you help Michael dance his way to victory against the evil Joe Pesci?
