Looks That Kill
On their second album, Motley Crue commanded us to shout at the devil... whatever that means. It seems to involve lipstick.
WARNING: The album cover may give you nightmares.
Donkeylips and Sponge Weigh In
The 8th episode of Salute Your Shorts, in which Sponge and Donkeylips try to enter a wrestling competition. Will they meet the weight requirements?
Syd Lexia on Smash TV
Kill everything that moves and win fabulous prizes or die trying!
Good luck... yooooou'll need it!
Syd Lexia on Hammerin' Harry
This is the story of a badly-dressed boy with a giant hammer who stuck it to The Man.
Now with 33% less MC Hammer jokes!
M.A.S.K. - The Deathstone
A look at the very first episode of MASK. No one knows what lies behind their mad charades.
Come see their laser rays. Fire away!
The Commodore Christmas Crapfest
Celebrate the season with seven awful video games!
MAY CONTAIN POPPLES
Poison Your Mind
A look at the debut album from the hairiest hair band that ever haired.
(Aqua Net sold separately.)
Syd Lexia on Bad Dudes
Two freedom-loving guys in Keds attempt to rescue a president. Hint: It's an American one.
"Ninja-Related Crime Prevention Begins With You."
Meet The Midnight Society
A look at the very first episode of Nickelodeon's Are You Afraid of the Dark? You'll meet Gary, Kristen, Kiki, Betty Ann, David, Frank, and Eric.
Also: Two assholes get lost in the woods.
Syd Lexia on Adventure Island
A close look at one of the most popular games from the golden age of 2D Platformers. Are you man enough to save some chick from some guy?
Warning: Contains one too many fat jokes.
Nothing Lasts Forever
In 1991, Guns N' Roses gave us the Use Your Illusion albums. In 1992, November Rain became the fourth single from those albums.
And it rocked.
Syd Lexia on Time Killers
This Salvador Dali-inspired 3D shooter pits you against giant melting clocks. Just kidding, it's a 2D fighting game.
Syd Lexia on Revolution X
An evil dominatrix, a plot for global conquest, and Aerosmith. Join me on my bizarre journey through Midway's 1994 arcade classic.
Remember: MUSIC IS THE WEAPON.
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