SydLexia.com Forum Index
"Stay awhile. Stay... FOREVER!"

  [Edit Profile]  [Search]  [Memberlist]  [Usergroups]  [FAQ]  [Register]
[Who's Online]  [Log in to check your private messages]  [Log in]
Bob Saget


Reply to topic
Author Message
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 11:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Bob Saget RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!!!
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's websiteAIM Address
DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top



i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm.

 
View user's profileSend private message
Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 11:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Don't let his followers know....

The Church of Bob Saget MySpace Group


RIP Hacker

Alexz Johnson

 
View user's profileSend private messageVisit poster's website
Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 12:21 am Reply with quote Back to top

OH, BOB SAGET!


Image
REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!

"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."

"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
 
View user's profileSend private messageVisit poster's website
Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 05:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

So there were three Olsen sisters?



 
View user's profileSend private message
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 02:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Watch an episode of Full House and some America's Funniest Home Videos re runs, then watch some of the foul mouth perverted stand up he's done. Smile



 
View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressYahoo MessengerMSN Messenger
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 02:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Bob Saget RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!!!


And then he uses his God-like voodoo to bring them back from the dead:

Image


ImageImageImage
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
 
View user's profileSend private message
Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 07:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I actually liked Norm MacDonald's set the most. These roasts are getting old. If I have to hear one more joke about an older actress with a dry vagina sitting on the dais, I'm gonna choke myself.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
View user's profileSend private message
Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 08:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Norm's joke were like a bunch of stuff my grandfather would say.

I thought it was really akward, and kept waiting for a punchline to it all.

Like at the end, Norm would say, "That's the last time I steal Bob's jokes." or something.
View user's profileSend private messageVisit poster's website
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 09:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well they used to be good back when friars club was involved now comedy central does them alone


Image
 
View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressYahoo Messenger
Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 09:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
Norm's joke were like a bunch of stuff my grandfather would say.

I thought it was really akward, and kept waiting for a punchline to it all.

Like at the end, Norm would say, "That's the last time I steal Bob's jokes." or something.

It was meant to be awkward, that's how Norm has done all of his roast performances. He was juxtaposing himself to a lot of the dirty, raunchy jokes that were dominating the night.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
View user's profileSend private message
sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� &#8
Joined: May 11 2008
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 10:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd still fuck the Olsen twins just to say I did.


Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
 
View user's profileSend private message
Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 10:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I still think Denis Leary's was the best.
View user's profileSend private message
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Greg the White wrote:
Knyte wrote:
Norm's joke were like a bunch of stuff my grandfather would say.

I thought it was really akward, and kept waiting for a punchline to it all.

Like at the end, Norm would say, "That's the last time I steal Bob's jokes." or something.

It was meant to be awkward, that's how Norm has done all of his roast performances. He was juxtaposing himself to a lot of the dirty, raunchy jokes that were dominating the night.
yeah norm has great comedic timing his jokes were definitely on mark


Image
 
View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressYahoo Messenger
Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
PostPosted: Aug 19 2008 03:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

more like bob faget am i rite


Image
 
View user's profileSend private message
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Aug 19 2008 04:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Kojjiro! wrote:
more like bob faget am i rite


Oddly enough, that joke crossed my mind but never bothered to follow through Confused


ImageImageImage
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
 
View user's profileSend private message
DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
PostPosted: Aug 19 2008 06:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Kojjiro! wrote:
more like bob faget am i rite


Bob Saget kicks ass. Confused


i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm.

 
View user's profileSend private message
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Aug 20 2008 06:13 am Reply with quote Back to top

I liked Norm's set too.
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's websiteAIM Address
King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
PostPosted: Aug 20 2008 08:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

Kiss my $100 million dollar dick


Image
 
View user's profileSend private message
UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Aug 20 2008 01:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Took me a while to realize Norm was doing that on purpose.

Honestly, I think Bob himself had the best set.

Now my wife is mad at me because she had to listen to it. I don't know why. Sad
View user's profileSend private message
Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Aug 20 2008 01:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It's just shown how predictable comedy's gotten in the past few years. Flick on Comedy Central Presents and you have about a 90% chance of finding one of these:

1. Black Guy talking about how lame and fearful of black people white people are
2. White/Jewish guy making stupid race jokes
3. Petty observational rant
4. Anybody doing some "edgy" gross-out joke

Going into the show, I expected almost every comic to make one or more of these jokes:

1. Olsen Twin pedophilia
2. Dryness of superior older actress's vagina (Cloris Leachman beat the crap out of most millionaire comics' sets)
3. Lisa Lampanelli's black boyfriends (Seriously, she wasn't even there this time)
4. Hideously unfunny gay jokes (Jon Lovitz's set was unfunny in any sense of the word)
5. Any other jokes that have been done ten million times over on these roasts for the past few years


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
View user's profileSend private message
Not Sure
Too Good At 2D Games
Too Good At 2D Games
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
PostPosted: Aug 20 2008 02:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd love to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries.


My Youtube Channel | 2012 NES Challenge standings
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
 
View user's profileSend private message
King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
PostPosted: Aug 20 2008 03:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I gave Jack Benny reach arounds before you were even born
and that man had timing


Image
 
View user's profileSend private message
JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Aug 20 2008 08:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have never smiled at anything that Greg Geraldo has said. Lame hipsters get on my nerves, but I did agree with him shitting on Bob about his ironic popularity. Bob's stand up was never funny, his voice-overs on AFV were obnoxious, and the only reason anyone watched full house was to stare at Uncle Jessie's wife's ass.
View user's profileSend private messageAIM Address
Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Aug 20 2008 09:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Aunt Becky is still a goddess.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Reply to topic

 
 Jump to: