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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Bob Saget RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!!!
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
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Location: The Forest
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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OH, BOB SAGET!
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
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So there were three Olsen sisters?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Watch an episode of Full House and some America's Funniest Home Videos re runs, then watch some of the foul mouth perverted stand up he's done.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Bob Saget RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!!! |
And then he uses his God-like voodoo to bring them back from the dead:
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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I actually liked Norm MacDonald's set the most. These roasts are getting old. If I have to hear one more joke about an older actress with a dry vagina sitting on the dais, I'm gonna choke myself.
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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Norm's joke were like a bunch of stuff my grandfather would say.
I thought it was really akward, and kept waiting for a punchline to it all.
Like at the end, Norm would say, "That's the last time I steal Bob's jokes." or something.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Well they used to be good back when friars club was involved now comedy central does them alone
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
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Knyte wrote: |
Norm's joke were like a bunch of stuff my grandfather would say.
I thought it was really akward, and kept waiting for a punchline to it all.
Like at the end, Norm would say, "That's the last time I steal Bob's jokes." or something. |
It was meant to be awkward, that's how Norm has done all of his roast performances. He was juxtaposing himself to a lot of the dirty, raunchy jokes that were dominating the night.
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sidewaydriver
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I'd still fuck the Olsen twins just to say I did.
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 Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
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I still think Denis Leary's was the best.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Greg the White wrote: |
Knyte wrote: |
Norm's joke were like a bunch of stuff my grandfather would say.
I thought it was really akward, and kept waiting for a punchline to it all.
Like at the end, Norm would say, "That's the last time I steal Bob's jokes." or something. |
It was meant to be awkward, that's how Norm has done all of his roast performances. He was juxtaposing himself to a lot of the dirty, raunchy jokes that were dominating the night. |
yeah norm has great comedic timing his jokes were definitely on mark
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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more like bob faget am i rite
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ReeperTheSeeker
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Kojjiro! wrote: |
more like bob faget am i rite |
Oddly enough, that joke crossed my mind but never bothered to follow through
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Kojjiro! wrote: |
more like bob faget am i rite |
Bob Saget kicks ass.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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Kiss my $100 million dollar dick
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Took me a while to realize Norm was doing that on purpose.
Honestly, I think Bob himself had the best set.
Now my wife is mad at me because she had to listen to it. I don't know why.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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It's just shown how predictable comedy's gotten in the past few years. Flick on Comedy Central Presents and you have about a 90% chance of finding one of these:
1. Black Guy talking about how lame and fearful of black people white people are
2. White/Jewish guy making stupid race jokes
3. Petty observational rant
4. Anybody doing some "edgy" gross-out joke
Going into the show, I expected almost every comic to make one or more of these jokes:
1. Olsen Twin pedophilia
2. Dryness of superior older actress's vagina (Cloris Leachman beat the crap out of most millionaire comics' sets)
3. Lisa Lampanelli's black boyfriends (Seriously, she wasn't even there this time)
4. Hideously unfunny gay jokes (Jon Lovitz's set was unfunny in any sense of the word)
5. Any other jokes that have been done ten million times over on these roasts for the past few years
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Not Sure
Too Good At 2D Games
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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I gave Jack Benny reach arounds before you were even born
and that man had timing
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I have never smiled at anything that Greg Geraldo has said. Lame hipsters get on my nerves, but I did agree with him shitting on Bob about his ironic popularity. Bob's stand up was never funny, his voice-overs on AFV were obnoxious, and the only reason anyone watched full house was to stare at Uncle Jessie's wife's ass.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Aunt Becky is still a goddess.
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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