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The PS3 cures cancer


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Sep 02 2006 10:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Sep 02 2006 11:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Holy crap, like nobody could mod an xbox, which is a FUCKING COMPUTER, to run that. But hey, for 600 dollars, why not buy it? I mean, it's not like my PC can already do that...I'd totally buy it for the cancer curing abilities.
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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Sep 02 2006 11:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hey, I think that Playstations CAN cure cancer. Heck, just last week, mine cured me of lung cancer, and my N64 cured me of turrets last Tuesday. Also, my Sega Genesis got rid of my acne, and my NES ended my vicious bout of constipation.

But seriously, that's what computers are for. Stupid researchers.


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PostPosted: Sep 02 2006 11:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My PS1 electrocuted a spider when it went into the cover's lifting groove-thing. hehe.


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Sep 03 2006 12:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yet another way Playstation benefits peoples lives. I guarantee you some inbred retard has started a Playstation cult, and is planning his mass suicide movement as we speak. So I say we should go to his house and say "Mr. President, the PS3 doesn't actually cure cancer. It was just an eye-catching headline".


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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Sep 03 2006 12:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

"And it cures all known diseases, dude!"


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Sep 03 2006 01:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

Dominais Requialaystation!

Nobody got that reference. Confused


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B.B.King
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PostPosted: Sep 03 2006 03:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

yeaah. im gonna go out and buy a shitty ps3 which ripped off the Wii and doesn't have that many console-exclusive titles because it can help in the fight to cure cancer.

suck it,sony. suck it good.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Oct 08 2006 07:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

yeah, well my buddie's N-Gage gave me cancer.


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Oct 08 2006 06:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Odd, I don't remember saying "eye-catching headline" exactly like that.


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Oct 08 2006 06:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

While not in use, I'm gonna unplug my PS3 and turn off the power supply. Furthermore I will never connect it to the internet, ever. That way, the stupid program that helps cancer is run as little as possible, and the info never gets uploaded, so it doesn't help anyone anyway.
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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Oct 08 2006 06:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The PS3 may cure cancer, but the Wii actively prevents it. It's just another way that Sony is copying Nintendo.


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