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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Holy crap, like nobody could mod an xbox, which is a FUCKING COMPUTER, to run that. But hey, for 600 dollars, why not buy it? I mean, it's not like my PC can already do that...I'd totally buy it for the cancer curing abilities.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Hey, I think that Playstations CAN cure cancer. Heck, just last week, mine cured me of lung cancer, and my N64 cured me of turrets last Tuesday. Also, my Sega Genesis got rid of my acne, and my NES ended my vicious bout of constipation.
But seriously, that's what computers are for. Stupid researchers.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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My PS1 electrocuted a spider when it went into the cover's lifting groove-thing. hehe.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Yet another way Playstation benefits peoples lives. I guarantee you some inbred retard has started a Playstation cult, and is planning his mass suicide movement as we speak. So I say we should go to his house and say "Mr. President, the PS3 doesn't actually cure cancer. It was just an eye-catching headline".
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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"And it cures all known diseases, dude!"
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Dominais Requialaystation!
Nobody got that reference.
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
Posts: 595
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yeaah. im gonna go out and buy a shitty ps3 which ripped off the Wii and doesn't have that many console-exclusive titles because it can help in the fight to cure cancer.
suck it,sony. suck it good.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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yeah, well my buddie's N-Gage gave me cancer.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Odd, I don't remember saying "eye-catching headline" exactly like that.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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While not in use, I'm gonna unplug my PS3 and turn off the power supply. Furthermore I will never connect it to the internet, ever. That way, the stupid program that helps cancer is run as little as possible, and the info never gets uploaded, so it doesn't help anyone anyway.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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The PS3 may cure cancer, but the Wii actively prevents it. It's just another way that Sony is copying Nintendo.
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