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Best porn intro ever (SFW)


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Tsunami Red
Title: Maniacal Tactician
Joined: Jul 06 2008
Location: Metro Toronto
PostPosted: Jul 13 2008 09:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=31665

A classic catchphrase at the end.


"So I say live and let live. That's my motto. Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy, but it's always worked in our family." - George Carlin
 
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Jul 13 2008 09:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

enh, the giant snake falling on the guy was alot more interesting than the "catchphrase"


Best porn quote ever:

"I'm gonna stick this in your ass."
"But I Poop from there!"
"Not right now you don't."


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
PostPosted: Jul 14 2008 09:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

Amazing.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Jul 14 2008 02:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I love it because I couldn't tell if the snake was supposed to be fake and he was just making himself look like a hero, or if he was actually battling a so-called 'garter snake' (which looks more like an anaconda). And the standard result would be for her to be all 'oh, how could I ever repay you??' but instead he just whips off his pants and assumes.


Does anybody here have a Ross Rifle?
www.thetwowordsmusic.com
www.myspace.com/rossrifle
 
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