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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
PostPosted: Jul 10 2008 05:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

This thread is quickly derailing into a thread about avoiding a derail.

Fat people are disgusting. I hate seeing fat so much that I'm actually 44 pounds underweight. I should weight about 70 kg (154 pounds), while I weight like 40 (110).

To hell with the fact that I sometimes can't lift up my legs if I'm wearing boots.


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Tsunami Red
Title: Maniacal Tactician
Joined: Jul 06 2008
Location: Metro Toronto
PostPosted: Jul 11 2008 10:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
Speaking of sex and fat people. Everytime I see some monsterous, beachball shaped woman out in public, she usually is dragging at least 3 kids with her. I always wonder:

A> Who was willing to have sex with her?

B> How is sex with a body like that even physically possible?


My buddy George Carlin said it best: (on fat couples)
"And you stare at these people and you ask yourself.....'Do these people fuck? Is THIS man capable of fucking THIS woman? They must require assistance! It doesn't seem structurally possible for them to achieve penetration!"

Because you know that woman ain't fucking a fit or skinny guy.

Perhaps, for the, ahem, person the OP was talking about....possibly the person has a hormonal imbalance? I remember seeing this one, ahem, person at an anime convention that was totally whack...the person was balding, had a mustache, but had breasts, somewhat womanly curves, and had a high pitched voice. I absolutely could not tell whether it was a man, woman, or man-woman / woman-man.

People, let's just be satisfied with the way we are. I'd imagine sexual ambiguity is tough to deal with. Rolling Eyes


"So I say live and let live. That's my motto. Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy, but it's always worked in our family." - George Carlin
 
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Jul 12 2008 12:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

I have a pee-pee.


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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
PostPosted: Jul 12 2008 12:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
I have a pee-pee.


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