I will not provide links to the following commercials for two reasons.

1.You probably know about them.
2.They might get removed like in the strange commercial thread I created.

Here I go.

"truth" ads: One of the commercials starts with a group of adolescents raving about how smoking kills you. There is a crowd of people listening to them rant. Suddenly, an animated character appears out of nowhere and tells the protestors that smoking is great. The adolescents and other animated characters start dancing and singing about the joys of smoking in the gayest way possible. The music stops, the characters vanish, and the crowd has a combined reaction of WTF?/what douchebags. In a half-hearted attempt to regain maturity, one of the protestors says he disagrees with the previous musical.

Ads that give me guilt trips: There are two specific commercials that make me depressed.

1. There is a commercial by the ASPCA that usually airs late at night with that whiny cunt Sarah MacLachlan who tells us that animals are dying in shelters every day. There are also shots of cats and dogs looking at the camera, acting "cute". This commercial needs to be pulled off the air. As Syd's drunk driving rant says, If you want to inform people of that sort, don't do it on television, do it at the acceptable place. Even PETA knows about that.

2. Another commercial that usually airs late is for St. Jude's Children's Hospital. It shows terminally ill children getting MRI's and check-ups while telling us that many children die each day. In addition to being intentionally depressing, it is also a quite old commercial (2-3 years). Those children are probably dead now. QED about informing people.

Just plain stupid commercials:

Edge Shaving Gel: This is honestly the dumbest commercial that I have seen. It starts out with a guy getting ready to shave. He applies the gel to his face. We then zoom in to his lubricated nose hairs where these sluts in orange spray foam at each other giggling like imbeciles. I believe that this is supposed to emulate ejaculation. But that's not the worst part of this commercial. The guy is getting ready to shave again, except that when we zoom to his nose, sluts in green with jet-packs enter thy nose and engage in a foolish dance party. This commercial is obviously geared toward adolescent wankers.

Freecreditreport.com: I share Black Zarak's hatred of the jackass with the guitar. I want to bludgeon him with it a la Jason Takes Manhattan.

1-800 Bar None: I fucking hate the dog sock puppet. If that thing ever came to me, I would break the puppeteer's arm instantly.

DarknessDeku wrote:

Feel free to stop the video at 21 seconds.

Fuck, forgot about that one.