ok wow.
social shut in guy - take some of that money that you claim to be saving and go visit a random internet pal in their state or nation of residence, have them introduce you to their non asian pals and show you the sights. it would be a change of pace and might be fun.
wedding/ex girlfriend guy - go without her and either hang out at the bar or try to pick up a single girl. if you're invited by family, it's not about who's going with who. thats when you're invited to a pal or acquaintance's wedding.
sock - I want to see pictures of that viking wedding.
vegas guy - don't kill a prostitute while you're out there, it's bad for the economy.
akia - I would very much like to see some sexy pictures. being the only female around here has some benefits.
me time guy - I need me time every now and then too. I'm very bi polar though.
gays in space and the military guy - Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin' gays on this muthafuckin' plane!
mods - lets do our jobs and moderate this topic, ey? we could pull out social anxiety guy and sock's posts and all the shit that goes with it and make a "I like to live alone" topic, and pull out the "I like firefox" posts and make that another topic. I love reading six pages of two guys bickering about going out in public just so I can check up on the lovely akia and her relationships, or if the originator of this thread finally got what he needed.
in closing, here's an excerpt from a much more entertaining conversation:
marion wallace: so i was thinking
*** Auto-response sent to marion wallace: When I saw Chidori carrying material for art class, I mistook it for a terrorist attack.
aJewThatCanFly: oh no
marion wallace: they need to make a new kind of zombie movie
aJewThatCanFly: like?
marion wallace: it'd completely chnage the rules up by having the protagonists be smart
marion wallace: they'd already know about zombies from pop culture, so they'd do stuff like aim for the head, they wouldn't split up and investigate noises, etc...
marion wallace: BUT
marion wallace: the twist
marion wallace: the zombies would be completely revamped too
marion wallace: they'd start off just lumbering around slowly while groaning for brains
marion wallace: but then once the good guys think they're onto something, they'd reveal they were just fucking with the humans
marion wallace: with the ability to speak perfect english, run, etc
marion wallace: so then the humans would have to contend with smart, physically capable zombies that have a Freddy-like sense of humor and like to fuck with their prey. it'd be awesome
marion wallace: and tits. lots of tits
aJewThatCanFly: so basically make the zombies more human?
aJewThatCanFly: that sounds REALLY stupid
aJewThatCanFly: sorry man
aJewThatCanFly: yo uwant to make zombie drama interesting? change the setting
marion wallace: not more human. just not slow and zombie-like
aJewThatCanFly: zombies in medival times
aJewThatCanFly: no guns
marion wallace: they'd still eat everyone
aJewThatCanFly: no helicopters to escape
aJewThatCanFly: armored guys fighting the zombies with axes and swords
aJewThatCanFly: zombies riddled with arrows chasing people down and killign them
aJewThatCanFly: a castle, barricaded, being overrun by zombies
aJewThatCanFly: as they fall in the moat
aJewThatCanFly: so amny of them that tehy fill it and use their bretheren as corpses
aJewThatCanFly: smash down the drawbridge
aJewThatCanFly: tell me that wouldn't be sick
marion wallace: too easy back then. everyone would have weapons and kill the zombies with ease
marion wallace: just loppin heads off left and right
aJewThatCanFly: not really
aJewThatCanFly: their close combat weapons
aJewThatCanFly: zombies are lethal in clsoe combat
aJewThatCanFly: even if they jsut scratch you
aJewThatCanFly: and weapons get dull
aJewThatCanFly: they don't slide through flesh so easily afte a while
aJewThatCanFly: while you're busy hacking a zombies head off, yo ucould be overrun
marion wallace: not slow zombies. they're always getting owned by sharp shit up close
aJewThatCanFly: tehy dont' ahve to be slow ass zombies
aJewThatCanFly: tehy could chase people
marion wallace: you just said my fast, talking zombies were stupid!
aJewThatCanFly: they'd be stupid, but resilient
aJewThatCanFly: you're thinking up some fuckign romero land of the dead, the zombies are really just misunderstood, kinda shit
aJewThatCanFly: I'm thinking up some OHMYGOD THE ZOMBIESCAN RUN AND NOT DIE kinda shut
aJewThatCanFly: like 28 days later zombies, but more hungry and less angry
marion wallace: mine are nothing like romero's!
marion wallace: fuck romero!
marion wallace: his everything was stupid in diary of the dead
marion wallace: the people, the zombies, the camera-work
*** You have been disconnected. Sat May 31 00:45:25 2008.
*** "marion wallace" signed on at Sat May 31 00:45:34 2008.
aJewThatCanFly: i refused to see that movie
marion wallace: it wasn't TERRIBLE
*** Auto-response sent to marion wallace: When I saw Chidori carrying material for art class, I mistook it for a terrorist attack.
marion wallace: compared to the other crap i've seen recently
marion wallace: the mist, one missed call, death proof, cloverfield...
marion wallace: all garbage!
marion wallace: cloverfield pissed me off so bad
marion wallace: enough that i ranted to Riv about how shitty it was for about an hour while reading its wikipedia page
aJewThatCanFly: i lked cloverfeild
marion wallace: it was two hours of seizure-camâ„¢ with no worthwhile story development and a shitty ending that wasnt really an ending
aJewThatCanFly: I jsut like how it broke the universal rule
aJewThatCanFly: bros before hos
aJewThatCanFly: if he didn't go back for that chick, he would ahve survived, and so would most of his friends
marion wallace: they were on the bridge and his brother died before they decided to go back for her
marion wallace: so the bro was dead before the choosing of the ho
marion wallace: and the other bro died of scary movie stupidity
aJewThatCanFly: yeah, if you mean bro in a literal sense, as opposed to a figurative one.
marion wallace: "let's just stand here and watch the monster. oh shit. it's eating me"
aJewThatCanFly: and in all actuality, if he ahdn't stopped o nteh bridge to check his voicemail and try to contact that chick, they would have made it over the bridge before hte bus or whatever was thrown
aJewThatCanFly: and hud wouldn't have even been in the helicopter that crashed in front of hte monster if they had evacuated like they were supposed to
aJewThatCanFly: like, in teh beginning
marion wallace: nah/ they still had way more than half the bridge left
aJewThatCanFly: or even afterwards when the hot chick exploded and tehy were quarantined, but home boy had to be like "I miss my girlfriend

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