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Posted: May 30 2008 10:41 pm

aika wrote:

S. McCracken wrote:

Quit the bickering or I swear to Christ I will turn this thread around!

aika, what's the photo shoot for, just out of curiosity?

Hahaa yes dad. 8D

I use the term "photo shoot" loosely, it's really just me and my friend and a camera and me in the aformentioned heels 8D I'm working on putting together an outfit around the shoes, they were a $40 present from a friend of mine, I want to put together a sexy hawt outfit around them. 8D I think I have the bottom half together so far, but for it to be "sexy" it must be sexy to guys and I am not a guy... hense, why I shall post for comments 8D

I was going to say something, but now I think I will just leave this one alone Razz

Posted: May 30 2008 10:44 pm

aika wrote:

hense, why I shall post for comments 8D

Isn't hense spelled hence. You wan't to get all grammar nazi on me I can be one right back. Very Happy

Posted: May 30 2008 10:56 pm

Do people turn off Firefox's spell check, or something?

I don't use Firefox, I'm just awesome at words.

Posted: May 30 2008 10:58 pm

Sock wrote:

Do people turn off Firefox's spell check, or something?

I don't use Firefox, I'm just awesome at words.

You seem to do very good with words Razz

Posted: May 30 2008 11:59 pm

spelling hasnt been an issue w/me. capitalizing and punctuation on the other hand...

Posted: May 31 2008 12:36 am

Spelling Bee champ with OCD. I have to spell everything right. My grammar also has to be at least close to perfect.

Posted: May 31 2008 12:40 am

Built in spell checker is the best thing since tabbed browsing.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

ok wow.

social shut in guy - take some of that money that you claim to be saving and go visit a random internet pal in their state or nation of residence, have them introduce you to their non asian pals and show you the sights. it would be a change of pace and might be fun.

wedding/ex girlfriend guy - go without her and either hang out at the bar or try to pick up a single girl. if you're invited by family, it's not about who's going with who. thats when you're invited to a pal or acquaintance's wedding.

sock - I want to see pictures of that viking wedding.

vegas guy - don't kill a prostitute while you're out there, it's bad for the economy.

akia - I would very much like to see some sexy pictures. being the only female around here has some benefits.

me time guy - I need me time every now and then too. I'm very bi polar though.

gays in space and the military guy - Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin' gays on this muthafuckin' plane!

mods - lets do our jobs and moderate this topic, ey? we could pull out social anxiety guy and sock's posts and all the shit that goes with it and make a "I like to live alone" topic, and pull out the "I like firefox" posts and make that another topic. I love reading six pages of two guys bickering about going out in public just so I can check up on the lovely akia and her relationships, or if the originator of this thread finally got what he needed.

in closing, here's an excerpt from a much more entertaining conversation:

marion wallace: so i was thinking
*** Auto-response sent to marion wallace: When I saw Chidori carrying material for art class, I mistook it for a terrorist attack.
aJewThatCanFly: oh no
marion wallace: they need to make a new kind of zombie movie
aJewThatCanFly: like?
marion wallace: it'd completely chnage the rules up by having the protagonists be smart
marion wallace: they'd already know about zombies from pop culture, so they'd do stuff like aim for the head, they wouldn't split up and investigate noises, etc...
marion wallace: BUT
marion wallace: the twist
marion wallace: the zombies would be completely revamped too
marion wallace: they'd start off just lumbering around slowly while groaning for brains
marion wallace: but then once the good guys think they're onto something, they'd reveal they were just fucking with the humans
marion wallace: with the ability to speak perfect english, run, etc
marion wallace: so then the humans would have to contend with smart, physically capable zombies that have a Freddy-like sense of humor and like to fuck with their prey. it'd be awesome
marion wallace: and tits. lots of tits
aJewThatCanFly: so basically make the zombies more human?
aJewThatCanFly: that sounds REALLY stupid
aJewThatCanFly: sorry man
aJewThatCanFly: yo uwant to make zombie drama interesting? change the setting
marion wallace: not more human. just not slow and zombie-like
aJewThatCanFly: zombies in medival times
aJewThatCanFly: no guns
marion wallace: they'd still eat everyone
aJewThatCanFly: no helicopters to escape
aJewThatCanFly: armored guys fighting the zombies with axes and swords
aJewThatCanFly: zombies riddled with arrows chasing people down and killign them
aJewThatCanFly: a castle, barricaded, being overrun by zombies
aJewThatCanFly: as they fall in the moat
aJewThatCanFly: so amny of them that tehy fill it and use their bretheren as corpses
aJewThatCanFly: smash down the drawbridge
aJewThatCanFly: tell me that wouldn't be sick
marion wallace: too easy back then. everyone would have weapons and kill the zombies with ease
marion wallace: just loppin heads off left and right
aJewThatCanFly: not really
aJewThatCanFly: their close combat weapons
aJewThatCanFly: zombies are lethal in clsoe combat
aJewThatCanFly: even if they jsut scratch you
aJewThatCanFly: and weapons get dull
aJewThatCanFly: they don't slide through flesh so easily afte a while
aJewThatCanFly: while you're busy hacking a zombies head off, yo ucould be overrun
marion wallace: not slow zombies. they're always getting owned by sharp shit up close
aJewThatCanFly: tehy dont' ahve to be slow ass zombies
aJewThatCanFly: tehy could chase people
marion wallace: you just said my fast, talking zombies were stupid!
aJewThatCanFly: they'd be stupid, but resilient
aJewThatCanFly: you're thinking up some fuckign romero land of the dead, the zombies are really just misunderstood, kinda shit
aJewThatCanFly: I'm thinking up some OHMYGOD THE ZOMBIESCAN RUN AND NOT DIE kinda shut
aJewThatCanFly: like 28 days later zombies, but more hungry and less angry
marion wallace: mine are nothing like romero's!
marion wallace: fuck romero!
marion wallace: his everything was stupid in diary of the dead
marion wallace: the people, the zombies, the camera-work
*** You have been disconnected. Sat May 31 00:45:25 2008.
*** "marion wallace" signed on at Sat May 31 00:45:34 2008.
aJewThatCanFly: i refused to see that movie
marion wallace: it wasn't TERRIBLE
*** Auto-response sent to marion wallace: When I saw Chidori carrying material for art class, I mistook it for a terrorist attack.
marion wallace: compared to the other crap i've seen recently
marion wallace: the mist, one missed call, death proof, cloverfield...
marion wallace: all garbage!
marion wallace: cloverfield pissed me off so bad
marion wallace: enough that i ranted to Riv about how shitty it was for about an hour while reading its wikipedia page
aJewThatCanFly: i lked cloverfeild
marion wallace: it was two hours of seizure-cam™ with no worthwhile story development and a shitty ending that wasnt really an ending
aJewThatCanFly: I jsut like how it broke the universal rule
aJewThatCanFly: bros before hos
aJewThatCanFly: if he didn't go back for that chick, he would ahve survived, and so would most of his friends
marion wallace: they were on the bridge and his brother died before they decided to go back for her
marion wallace: so the bro was dead before the choosing of the ho
marion wallace: and the other bro died of scary movie stupidity
aJewThatCanFly: yeah, if you mean bro in a literal sense, as opposed to a figurative one.
marion wallace: "let's just stand here and watch the monster. oh shit. it's eating me"
aJewThatCanFly: and in all actuality, if he ahdn't stopped o nteh bridge to check his voicemail and try to contact that chick, they would have made it over the bridge before hte bus or whatever was thrown
aJewThatCanFly: and hud wouldn't have even been in the helicopter that crashed in front of hte monster if they had evacuated like they were supposed to
aJewThatCanFly: like, in teh beginning
marion wallace: nah/ they still had way more than half the bridge left
aJewThatCanFly: or even afterwards when the hot chick exploded and tehy were quarantined, but home boy had to be like "I miss my girlfriend Sad

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Posted: May 31 2008 07:09 am

ross_rifle113 wrote:

Spelling Bee champ with OCD. I have to spell everything right. My grammar also has to be at least close to perfect.

As a Canadian, it is inherently impossible for you to spell everything correctly. You crazy people replace Z's with S's and add unnecessary U's into words.

Posted: May 31 2008 12:37 pm

I use Z's. Z's never get used, so it's unfair to take them out of the few words they have a place in. And yeah, the U thing is just second nature. You get words marked wrong if you don't add the U. But...hey! Don't be discriminatory against my Canadianish!!!

fuck Quebec

Posted: May 31 2008 01:39 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

I use Z's. Z's never get used, so it's unfair to take them out of the few words they have a place in. And yeah, the U thing is just second nature. You get words marked wrong if you don't add the U. But...hey! Don't be discriminatory against my Canadianish!!!

fuck Quebec

fuck Quebec? seconded. The U's add character to our words. We were told if we added the U's, we would get free health care, I think it was a solid trade off.

Posted: May 31 2008 01:42 pm

JEW wrote:

akia - I would very much like to see some sexy pictures. being the only female around here has some benefits.

Perv.

Does this count as "sexy"?

JEW wrote:

I love reading six pages of two guys bickering about going out in public just so I can check up on the lovely akia and her relationships

Ahaha. Hahahaaaaa... AHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHHHHAAAAHH...

Wait, sorry, sorry, just the combination of "aika" and "relationships" in one sentence set me off. I haven't had any form of a successful relationship in um... a very long time. My last one lasted less than three months, and the one before that lasted a year... because we never saw each other. She was in New York. Whenever we DID get together, we spent the whole time fighting. I don't even remember what we were fighting about. Bah.

I think someone might be interested in me now. Not sure if, oh, 175 texts since Thursday night (aka not even 48 hours!) counts as "might be interested" or not. Laughing

Posted: May 31 2008 01:47 pm

Last time Jew was into an Asian chick she was a lesbian.

Posted: May 31 2008 01:53 pm

aika wrote:

JEW wrote:

akia - I would very much like to see some sexy pictures. being the only female around here has some benefits.

Perv.

Does this count as "sexy"?

JEW wrote:

I love reading six pages of two guys bickering about going out in public just so I can check up on the lovely akia and her relationships

Ahaha. Hahahaaaaa... AHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHHHHAAAAHH...

Wait, sorry, sorry, just the combination of "aika" and "relationships" in one sentence set me off. I haven't had any form of a successful relationship in um... a very long time. My last one lasted less than three months, and the one before that lasted a year... because we never saw each other. She was in New York. Whenever we DID get together, we spent the whole time fighting. I don't even remember what we were fighting about. Bah.

I think someone might be interested in me now. Not sure if, oh, 175 texts since Thursday night (aka not even 48 hours!) counts as "might be interested" or not. Laughing

What?you are a lesbian?

Posted: May 31 2008 01:57 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

I use Z's.

I just wanted to carve a little Z into your forehead....

Posted: May 31 2008 02:00 pm

anorexorcist wrote:

What?you are a lesbian?

I was wondering if anyone would catch that. 8D

NO I am not a lesbian. Haven't you seen all the posts I made before about my gamer ex boyfriend that I just broke up with about a month ago? Maybe you came later than that... hmm. Anyway, I just had really bad luck with guys through high school, so I thought, "why the hell not?" and dated a chick for a year. It went to shit so we broke up and I thought "well, let's try guys again," but that one lasted less than three months. Not sure if I should be trying girls again or giving guys another shot? :/

I'm not physically attracted to girls; I get emotionally attached and that can turn in to love but I don't look at a chick and get turned on. I am physically attracted to guys, however, as well as emotionally, so I think I prefer guys over girls.

Does that answer your question? Razz

Posted: May 31 2008 02:06 pm

aika wrote:

I'm not physically attracted to girls; I get emotionally attached and that can turn in to love but I don't look at a chick and get turned on.

If you turn everything in that sentence around, you get the perfect self-description of the average male:

Average male wrote:

I'm physically attracted to girls; I don't get emotionally attached and it never turns into love, but I look at a chick and get turned on.

Posted: May 31 2008 02:13 pm

aika wrote:

anorexorcist wrote:

What?you are a lesbian?

I was wondering if anyone would catch that. 8D

NO I am not a lesbian. Haven't you seen all the posts I made before about my gamer ex boyfriend that I just broke up with about a month ago? Maybe you came later than that... hmm. Anyway, I just had really bad luck with guys through high school, so I thought, "why the hell not?" and dated a chick for a year. It went to shit so we broke up and I thought "well, let's try guys again," but that one lasted less than three months. Not sure if I should be trying girls again or giving guys another shot? :/

I'm not physically attracted to girls; I get emotionally attached and that can turn in to love but I don't look at a chick and get turned on. I am physically attracted to guys, however.

Does that answer your question? Razz

i wasnt paying attention to what you wrote. i just read gibberish and bla bla bla This Is A Joke

Posted: May 31 2008 02:16 pm

username wrote:

i wasnt paying attention to what you wrote. i just read gibberish and bla bla bla This Is A Joke

Kay I get that it's a joke but why is it a joke? Is it the whole thing about how guys never listen to anything girls say or what?

Posted: May 31 2008 02:19 pm

aika wrote:

username wrote:

i wasnt paying attention to what you wrote. i just read gibberish and bla bla bla This Is A Joke

Kay I get that it's a joke but why is it a joke? Is it the whole thing about how guys never listen to anything girls say or what?

huh? you say something? Razz

but yeah, i was basically going off the fact that girls always blame guys for not listening.

Posted: May 31 2008 02:21 pm

username wrote:

aika wrote:

username wrote:

i wasnt paying attention to what you wrote. i just read gibberish and bla bla bla This Is A Joke

Kay I get that it's a joke but why is it a joke? Is it the whole thing about how guys never listen to anything girls say or what?

huh? you say something? Razz

but yeah, i was basically going off the fact that girls always blame guys for not listening.

Ahhh kk 8D sorry, I guess it's not funny if you have to explain huh.

I dunno, IS it true? Do you men just totally tune us out to watch TV or play video games or are you really listening and we females just irritate the fuck out of you by repeatedly asking "ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME," so you just pretend to not hear us ask you to take the garbage out or clean up the room? Razz

Posted: May 31 2008 02:29 pm

replace watch tv with watch cleavage and your pretty close.

Posted: May 31 2008 02:32 pm

erock wrote:

replace watch tv with watch cleavage and your pretty close.

Remind me to post a nice picture of my cleavage and we'll see what happens on the forums. Razz

Posted: May 31 2008 03:03 pm

we listen to you the first time, but girls like to repeat themselves needlessly, or overexplain themselves, so it seems as though we are not listening

Posted: May 31 2008 03:39 pm

I think I'm the only person on the internet who's in a steady relationship.