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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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Dihydrogen monoxide is a deadly substance that can be found nearly anywhere.
It causes erosion, accelerates corrosion and is found in tumor tissues.
Avoid it at ALL COSTS. If it helps you, it's more commonly known by it's molecular formula, H20.
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While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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I tried that in middle school, but by then it had already been around and was pretty stale. Like Jew's mom.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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old joke is old DIE. No I'm kidding but yeah the joke doesn't really work against people anymore.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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What about the dangers of the chemical known as α-D-glucopyranosyl-(1↔2)-β-D-fructofuranose (C12H22O11)?
It's a chemical that many companies put into food as an additive, but it poses many dangers to ones health, such as:
Tooth-decay - has arguably become the most prominent health-hazard associated with the consumption of this chemical. Oral bacteria such as Streptococcus Mutans live in dental plaque and metabolize sugars into lactic acid. High concentrations of acid may result on the surface of a tooth, leading to tooth demineralization.
Diabetes - a disease that occurs when either:
The body's cells ignore insulin, a chemical that allows the metabolizing of certain chemicals (Type 2 diabetes)
the body attacks the cells producing the insulin (Type 1 diabetes)
When glucose builds up in the bloodstream, it can cause two problems:
In the short term, cells become starved for energy because they do not have access to the glucose
in the long term, frequent glucose build-up can damage many of the body's organs, including the eyes, kidneys, nerves and/or heart
Authorities advise diabetics to avoid foods containing more than small amounts of α-D-glucopyranosyl-(1↔2)-β-D-fructofuranose to prevent adverse reactions.
In 2003, four United Nations agencies, (including the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO)) commissioned a report compiled by a panel of 30 international experts. The panel stated that the total amount of α-D-glucopyranosyl-(1↔2)-β-D-fructofuranose should not account for more than 10% of the energy intake of a healthy diet.
You have been warned.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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high fructose corn syrup is the devil.
that is all.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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High Fructose Corn Syrup, Economic Recession, jeez, you guys are a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Ah, yes, this joke. I was in my chem class the other day, and I had been passed to the bathroom. When I was coming back, my teacher was pulling this joke and no one was getting that it was water. And this was an honors class. So on my way back to my seat, I say "It's water". Everyone was all "OH!"
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
Posts: 1219
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I think almost any matter can kill a human in some form or another.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| I think almost any matter can kill a human in some form or another. |
Especially this form
AHHHH!!!!
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Dude, I'm afraid of sharks...that's one of the scariest things I've ever seen...
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
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| Dude, I'm afraid of sharks...that's one of the scariest things I've ever seen... |
Even these guys?
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I fuckin love Street Sharks, I remember watching the very first episode!
Other than that,...(shudder)
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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And right on scheduale, this topic goes completely off the rails.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| And right on scheduale, this topic goes completely off the rails. |
Well, it wasn't destined to be one of the greats. Had to happen sometime.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| erock462 wrote: |
| I think almost any matter can kill a human in some form or another. |
Especially this form
AHHHH!!!! |
Fuck that.. I can just rip that bitch in half.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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What the hell was that from?!
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
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WOW! A Cadillacs and Dinosaurs reference on that link! Im sold!
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