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Illinois Priest Calls 911 because he's stuck in handcuffs


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Beach Bum
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PostPosted: Jan 29 2013 01:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://chicago.gopride.com/news/article.cfm/articleid/36716704

Seriously this shit is hilarious. There's even the 911 call at the bottom. It wouldn't fit in the title but he's also stuck in a ball gag which makes his voice on the call so great.
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PostPosted: Jan 29 2013 04:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This is too funny! I can't believe they didn't censor the man's address.


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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: Jan 29 2013 07:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ha.....I'd love to know how he acquired that stuff.


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PostPosted: Jan 29 2013 08:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Haha, great.


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Jan 29 2013 09:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I like how the first comment is a guy who paints it as a conspiracy and half the comments that follow tell him how he's wrong.


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PostPosted: Jan 29 2013 11:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ha, yeah. Heard the whole 911 call on Stern last week.

Just let priests get married and fuck already.


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Beach Bum
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PostPosted: Jan 29 2013 11:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Ha.....I'd love to know how he acquired that stuff.

Confiscated it from one of the people he's been lobbying against since Illinois has started trying to pass gay rights laws and thought "Hey, maybe this will be fun." Razz

Seriously though, it's like karma in the greatest possible way.
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Cattivo
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PostPosted: Jan 30 2013 11:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

Klimbatize wrote:
Just let priests get married and fuck already.

From your lips to God's ears, man. That's on my list of pipe dreams for my Catholic church, along with the unlikely reunification with the Eastern Orthodox churches. The same pope, Leo IX, is probably responsible for both, tragically. And the guy ended up beatified. Ugh.
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PostPosted: Jan 30 2013 01:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, if priests could marry, I'd consider becoming a priest. I bet I could get so much 'tang if I was a priest.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
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PostPosted: Jan 30 2013 05:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Can there be one week were the catholic church doesn't prove that they are sick rotten bastards?


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PostPosted: Jan 30 2013 05:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
Can there be one week were the catholic church doesn't prove that they are sick rotten bastards?

He represents everyone in the church and the church as a whole? Grow up. By that same logic, you and everyone like you is a sick rotten bastard because Hitler was born in Austria.


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PostPosted: Jan 30 2013 08:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hahaha... Kinky.


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PostPosted: Jan 31 2013 07:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

JoshWoodzy wrote:
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
Can there be one week were the catholic church doesn't prove that they are sick rotten bastards?

He represents everyone in the church and the church as a whole? Grow up. By that same logic, you and everyone like you is a sick rotten bastard because Hitler was born in Austria.


There was only one Hitler but priests that sexually abuse children are every month in the media.


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PostPosted: Jan 31 2013 11:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

And Hitler had many lieutenants who carried out his orders and advised him; furthermore, he was elected by the people of Germany, and many in Austria welcomed the Anschluss. So let's castigate those two entire countries forever for that.

Or instead, how about you don't insult my entire religion based upon the evil actions of a few of its fallible human members? Eh buddy?
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PostPosted: Jan 31 2013 12:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cattivo wrote:
And Hitler had many lieutenants who carried out his orders and advised him; furthermore, he was elected by the people of Germany, and many in Austria welcomed the Anschluss. So let's castigate those two entire countries forever for that.

Or instead, how about you don't insult my entire religion based upon the evil actions of a few of its fallible human members? Eh buddy?


Fun fact. There are nearly no N.azis in Austria anymore. Really. I have like seen 2 in my entire life walking around in the city and i life here for 24 years. In america on the other hand are 1000's of them, much much more than we have. So if you bring up old storys better look what is happening right now.

And i apologize for bashing on the church. I actually like and respect most religions. But some of the people that practice those religions just seem to get it all wrong. I think we can agree on that.


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Cattivo
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PostPosted: Jan 31 2013 01:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
Fun fact. There are nearly no Nazis in Austria anymore. Really. I have like seen 2 in my entire life walking around in the city and i life here for 24 years. In america on the other hand are 1000's of them, much much more than we have. So if you bring up old storys better look what is happening right now.

Critics of Austria's far right, Freedom Party, would disagree with that statement. Some factions, including international groups, view them as successors to the Nazi party in Austria, similar to the National Alliance in Italy and its linkage to Italian Fascism. I remember watching the news report about them becoming part of the coalition government at the turn of the century when I was in college, and seeing the international outrage as a result.

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
And i apologize for bashing on the church. I actually like and respect most religions. But some of the people that practice those religions just seem to get it all wrong. I think we can agree on that.

Aye. Aye. Thank you for that.
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PostPosted: Jan 31 2013 02:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cattivo wrote:
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
Fun fact. There are nearly no N.azis in Austria anymore. Really. I have like seen 2 in my entire life walking around in the city and i life here for 24 years. In america on the other hand are 1000's of them, much much more than we have. So if you bring up old storys better look what is happening right now.

Critics of Austria's far right, Freedom Party, would disagree with that statement. Some factions, including international groups, view them as successors to the Nazi party in Austria, similar to the National Alliance in Italy and its linkage to Italian Fascism. I remember watching the news report about them becoming part of the coalition government at the turn of the century when I was in college, and seeing the international outrage as a result.


That is true, the FPÖ sucks balls. But they are not such big deal anymore than they were a couple of years ago. Still i was shocked how many votes they did get.


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