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Otomedius Excellent is actually released


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Ash Burton
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2011 09:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

Finally after a bit of a delay, the US will get a Gradius style Konami shooter brought over. Mine will be here today. Hey Syd, need a reason to not write that next article? Here it is:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003WY86NE



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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.

 
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2011 09:47 am Reply with quote Back to top

My copy is scheduled to arrive through Amazon between the 8th-14th. I am still writing though Unfortunately, I have to take the weekend off because I'm going away. It's times like this I almost wish I had a laptop. I have absolutely no desire to buy one though. If it's my money, it's going to be spent on a desktop.
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2011 12:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
My copy is scheduled to arrive through Amazon between the 8th-14th. I am still writing though Unfortunately, I have to take the weekend off because I'm going away. It's times like this I almost wish I had a laptop. I have absolutely no desire to buy one though. If it's my money, it's going to be spent on a desktop.

Dell outlet has some cheap ones under the 'scratch & dent' pile that dont really have any scratches or dents. i got mine for under $500, thru the credit line i have w/Dell.


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2011 09:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Do i jack off to it or play it i don't understand
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2011 09:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Both, I guess? I know it's supposed to be "sexy" or whatever, I just want it because I enjoy shmups. And it'll be an easy 600 GamerScore points.
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2011 09:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
Do i jack off to it or play it i don't understand

I suddenly have an idea to bring Cho Aniki to the Kinect.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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Ash Burton
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2011 11:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
Do i jack off to it or play it i don't understand

Sorry I was playing Gradius and looking at titties, I didn't understand your question.


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PostPosted: Nov 04 2011 11:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have it. Excel 2011.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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PostPosted: Nov 05 2011 12:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ash Burton wrote:
Murdar Machene wrote:
Do i jack off to it or play it i don't understand

Sorry I was playing Gradius and looking at titties, I didn't understand your question.


You know what else is a really fun game?? it's called A Vagina In Real Life OWNED NERD Cool

Seriously though we all know anime is an excuse for pedophiles to jack off to 15 year old girls who transform into bullshit. That being said, this game is a konami shooter so it's gonna be fun no matter what. Overall though I gotta say, Cave is my favorite.
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PostPosted: Nov 05 2011 12:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm currently the #1 ranked Diol Twee player in North America. I should enjoy it while it lasts.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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Ash Burton
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PostPosted: Nov 05 2011 07:13 am Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
Ash Burton wrote:
Murdar Machene wrote:
Do i jack off to it or play it i don't understand

Sorry I was playing Gradius and looking at titties, I didn't understand your question.


You know what else is a really fun game?? it's called A Vagina In Real Life OWNED NERD Cool

Seriously though we all know anime is an excuse for pedophiles to jack off to 15 year old girls who transform into bullshit. That being said, this game is a konami shooter so it's gonna be fun no matter what. Overall though I gotta say, Cave is my favorite.


Really? Hmmm like the one that I'm married to? Also, by using the word OWNED, you officially have declared that you have never sniffed the outside of a real life vagina, let alone dealt with one. What is happening to this site? Anyways, strange Japanese perversions and weird new guy's comments aside; this game is pretty fun.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Nov 05 2011 08:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

Well he's not entirely wrong, in this case. In the original Otomedius arcade game, you had to molest the control panel to transform your ship.

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2008/06/sexy-shooter-ot/

We're getting the slightly less creepy sequel.
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Ash Burton
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PostPosted: Nov 05 2011 01:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Well he's not entirely wrong, in this case. In the original Otomedius arcade game, you had to molest the control panel to transform your ship.

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2008/06/sexy-shooter-ot/

We're getting the slightly less creepy sequel.

Oh I see. This is like Deathsmiles. WTF, can I not just get a normal shooter without this stuff? How about a Giga Wing or Mars Matrix sequel?


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PostPosted: Nov 05 2011 01:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar is just the Instigation Bot, have fun with it. He means no harm. He's dumpy.


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PostPosted: Nov 05 2011 03:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

DoDonPachi is normal and DeathSmiles isn't really "sexy" except that you're playing as girls. It's more of a Halloween thing. But aside from DDP, as far as more traditional shmups, you'd want Raiden IV, Raiden Aces, Bullet Soul, Mushihime Futari, and Espgaluda 2. Avoid Pink Sweets and Muchi Muchi Pork at all costs, especially MMP, as it involves chubby half-naked Pig Girls.
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PostPosted: Nov 05 2011 04:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ash Burton wrote:
Murdar Machene wrote:
Ash Burton wrote:
Murdar Machene wrote:
Do i jack off to it or play it i don't understand

Sorry I was playing Gradius and looking at titties, I didn't understand your question.


You know what else is a really fun game?? it's called A Vagina In Real Life OWNED NERD Cool

Seriously though we all know anime is an excuse for pedophiles to jack off to 15 year old girls who transform into bullshit. That being said, this game is a konami shooter so it's gonna be fun no matter what. Overall though I gotta say, Cave is my favorite.


Really? Hmmm like the one that I'm married to? Also, by using the word OWNED, you officially have declared that you have never sniffed the outside of a real life vagina, let alone dealt with one. What is happening to this site? Anyways, strange Japanese perversions and weird new guy's comments aside; this game is pretty fun.
Wow, is your wife so dumpy-wumpy that you have to fuck with a game such as this one?

By the way, I'm Murdar's fiance.


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PostPosted: Nov 06 2011 03:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

My initial comment was a perfectly tenable, benign joke poking fun at the BLATANTLY OBVIOUS perverse japanese fanservice mentality evident in the game, and nothing more. Are you such an insecure, knee-jerk, reactionary tool that you would honestly interpret what I said as an insult to you, or as an attempt to befoul your amazing thread? I don't see where you get off thinking it was justified to reply with passive aggressive bullshit instead of actually having a sense of humor and not taking yourself so seriously. There's practically no such thing as a serious conversation about a videogame, and this forum is hardly a place for serious discussions.

The worst part of all of this is that I was just trying to joke around about the blatant fact of there being tits in the game as sex appeal for hard-up nerds, and instead of laughing along, you instantly filled the mold of an uptight, insecure, humorless douchebag by jumping to defend yourself. My second reply was another obvious joke, but you had to keep being a prick and having no sense of humor so that you could pound your Retard Bongo Drum and make some noise.

While it may be a fun shooter, the game is oversexed. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's a bad game nor am I insulting its playerbase. Lord knows that Konami does right by its fans with new 2d games based on classics...just look at how they got ARC Systemworks to make a new Contra. However, while parodious was moderately sexed, Otomedius is over the top. What happened to regular futuristic jets fighting aliens, eyeballs, and tentacles being cool? Otomedius is Dead Or Alive Beach Shmup.

It's not perfectly normal and okay for a grown, married man to fixate over fictional underage women and their genitalia or tits. I could understand that it would appeal to you if you were 12 years old, but at this age (and marital status) it's just pathetic. You seem like the kind of guy that never actually grew up and became secure with himself. If you and a group of friends were watching Total Recall together, you'd be waiting for the part where the alien shows her three plastic breasts so you could pop a pathetic boner in earnest, while everyone else would laugh at that part.

p.s. Most people just stick their dicks into the vagina and don't sit there sniffing it to make sure it stinks exactly like their mom's, as you do
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PostPosted: Nov 06 2011 08:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
It's not perfectly normal and okay for a grown, married man to fixate over fictional underage women and their genitalia or tits. I could understand that it would appeal to you if you were 12 years old, but at this age (and marital status) it's just pathetic. You seem like the kind of guy that never actually grew up and became secure with himself. If you and a group of friends were watching Total Recall together, you'd be waiting for the part where the alien shows her three plastic breasts so you could pop a pathetic boner in earnest, while everyone else would laugh at that part.

He didn't seem to know what the game was actually about. He just saw the words Konami, shmup, and ius, and assumed it would be a normal shooter that didn't involve girls in fetish costumes; he was wrong.
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p.s. Most people just stick their dicks into the vagina and don't sit there sniffing it to make sure it stinks exactly like their mom's, as you do

Hey asshole, my therapist said that was completely NORMAL and I have NOTHING to be ashamed of.

Also, my copy still hasn't shipped.
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PostPosted: Nov 06 2011 09:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ok guy. I'm gonna stop responding to you here after your wall of text. Its obvious you are delving into writing things you would never actually say to anyone's face, especially not mine. Its obvious you are simply the site's new Andy Kaufman.



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Ash Burton wrote:
Ok guy. I'm gonna stop responding to you here after your wall of text. Its obvious you are delving into writing things you would never actually say to anyone's face, especially not mine. Its obvious you are simply the site's new Andy Kaufman.


I was here before you were kiddo, so technically you're the new guy Cool

P.S. they're called paragraphs, not walls of text, people who can formulate thoughts write in them
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PostPosted: Nov 06 2011 11:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

I never realized Bugs Bunny was a cumdodger until I saw fufs sig.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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PostPosted: Nov 06 2011 11:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Also, my copy still hasn't shipped.

Let me know when it does. I want to play online with people I know.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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PostPosted: Nov 06 2011 04:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
Ash Burton wrote:
Ok guy. I'm gonna stop responding to you here after your wall of text. Its obvious you are delving into writing things you would never actually say to anyone's face, especially not mine. Its obvious you are simply the site's new Andy Kaufman.


I was here before you were kiddo, so technically you're the new guy Cool

P.S. they're called paragraphs, not walls of text, people who can formulate thoughts write in them

Was I the only one caught the facetiousness in Murdar's original joke? The smilie seemed like a dead giveaway.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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PostPosted: Nov 06 2011 05:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Greg the White wrote:
Murdar Machene wrote:
Ash Burton wrote:
Ok guy. I'm gonna stop responding to you here after your wall of text. Its obvious you are delving into writing things you would never actually say to anyone's face, especially not mine. Its obvious you are simply the site's new Andy Kaufman.


I was here before you were kiddo, so technically you're the new guy Cool

P.S. they're called paragraphs, not walls of text, people who can formulate thoughts write in them

Was I the only one caught the facetiousness in Murdar's original joke? The smilie seemed like a dead giveaway.

Only one person responded defensively. Pretty sure most people caught the facetiousness.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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PostPosted: Nov 06 2011 06:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I knew he was joking. Honestly, does anyone really think anyone really thinks anyone is using XBox games as a source of jack-off material? I mean, come on. And even if he did have a problem with the game, could you really blame him? We all judge other gamers based on what they play. I look down upon people for playing things like Madden and DOA. And then I go home and play weird otaku bullshit.
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