Do i jack off to it or play it i don't understand

Ash Burton wrote:

Murdar Machene wrote: Do i jack off to it or play it i don't understand Sorry I was playing Gradius and looking at titties, I didn't understand your question.

You know what else is a really fun game?? it's called A Vagina In Real Life OWNED NERD

Seriously though we all know anime is an excuse for pedophiles to jack off to 15 year old girls who transform into bullshit. That being said, this game is a konami shooter so it's gonna be fun no matter what. Overall though I gotta say, Cave is my favorite.

My initial comment was a perfectly tenable, benign joke poking fun at the BLATANTLY OBVIOUS perverse japanese fanservice mentality evident in the game, and nothing more. Are you such an insecure, knee-jerk, reactionary tool that you would honestly interpret what I said as an insult to you, or as an attempt to befoul your amazing thread? I don't see where you get off thinking it was justified to reply with passive aggressive bullshit instead of actually having a sense of humor and not taking yourself so seriously. There's practically no such thing as a serious conversation about a videogame, and this forum is hardly a place for serious discussions.

The worst part of all of this is that I was just trying to joke around about the blatant fact of there being tits in the game as sex appeal for hard-up nerds, and instead of laughing along, you instantly filled the mold of an uptight, insecure, humorless douchebag by jumping to defend yourself. My second reply was another obvious joke, but you had to keep being a prick and having no sense of humor so that you could pound your Retard Bongo Drum and make some noise.

While it may be a fun shooter, the game is oversexed. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's a bad game nor am I insulting its playerbase. Lord knows that Konami does right by its fans with new 2d games based on classics...just look at how they got ARC Systemworks to make a new Contra. However, while parodious was moderately sexed, Otomedius is over the top. What happened to regular futuristic jets fighting aliens, eyeballs, and tentacles being cool? Otomedius is Dead Or Alive Beach Shmup.

It's not perfectly normal and okay for a grown, married man to fixate over fictional underage women and their genitalia or tits. I could understand that it would appeal to you if you were 12 years old, but at this age (and marital status) it's just pathetic. You seem like the kind of guy that never actually grew up and became secure with himself. If you and a group of friends were watching Total Recall together, you'd be waiting for the part where the alien shows her three plastic breasts so you could pop a pathetic boner in earnest, while everyone else would laugh at that part.

p.s. Most people just stick their dicks into the vagina and don't sit there sniffing it to make sure it stinks exactly like their mom's, as you do

Ash Burton wrote:

Ok guy. I'm gonna stop responding to you here after your wall of text. Its obvious you are delving into writing things you would never actually say to anyone's face, especially not mine. Its obvious you are simply the site's new Andy Kaufman.

I was here before you were kiddo, so technically you're the new guy

P.S. they're called paragraphs, not walls of text, people who can formulate thoughts write in them