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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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So, for this issue of the VGM, I am asking for everyone's help.
I am going to simply state the first half of a sentence, and all of you are going to help me finish it.
This is in the context of you talking to your future children, or other kids 10-20 years from now:
"When I was your age, Video Games..."
I will start with the first reply to get you started:
"When I was your age, Video Games had wires."
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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When I was a kid, Video Games came on a round disk, that was inside a square disk.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Back in my day, we played video games. In Soviet Future, video game plays YOU!
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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When I was a kid, you had to blow in video games to get them to work.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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when I was a kid videogames were ugly.
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tomrussell
Title: Chief Bottle -Washer
Joined: Mar 11 2007
Location: Michigan
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When I was a kid, video games had no multiplayer, no customization, no add-ons, no behind-the-scenes making-of DVDs; everything came in exactly two dimensions, there were no save states, and state-of-the-art spriting meant you got three, maybe four frames in an animation: and we damn well liked it!
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UltimateFierce
Title: Nippon Yankee
Joined: Jan 17 2007
Location: Right here...
Posts: 509
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tomrussell wrote: |
When I was a kid, video games had no multiplayer, no customization, no add-ons, no behind-the-scenes making-of DVDs; everything came in exactly two dimensions, there were no save states, and state-of-the-art spriting meant you got three, maybe four frames in an animation: and we damn well liked it! |
Seconded
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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In my day, I thought FMV games would be the wave the future... I'm still depressed that's not how that went.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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When I was a kid, if you wanted 3D graphics you had to bash your skull into the TV hard enough to get a concussion.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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When I was your age, Video Games were played through consoles & TV sets! None of this crazy brain chip crap you kids today are obsessed with!!! *shakes cane*
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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When I was a kid, a nuclear war and genetic virus killed 98% of all women, so we all organized into gangs and fought over women and scorched earth using tanks.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
Posts: 565
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When I was a kid, Video Games were actually good!
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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PhreQuencYViii wrote: |
When I was a kid, Video Games were actually good! |
To play up on that one.
When I was a kid, Video Games had to be fun, because the graphics and sound weren't going to sell them.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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When I was a kid, Games were damn near immpossible to beat and when you did beat them you felt accomplished.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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When I was a kid, we would drag our parents into the living room to watch a 16 by 16 figure move on the screen, and that was awesome.
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Xbox Live: HazNobody, pronounced "HAz". | Haven't went to IRC yet? Go! #sydlexia @ DALnet. | Y'all should play some Super Robot Wars J (hey that rhymes!) | yeah I'm back who gives a shit |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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When I was a kid, my cousin kicked my ass at Mario Kart.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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When I was your age, videogames would make it a point to try and kill you every way possible, game balance be damned, and no save anything to bail your ass out. Thus, nintendo players often got really good or were willing to be satisfyed with level 2.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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When I was a kid, Mario was always cockblocked by toad. And we LIKED it.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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In my day, video games didn't have plots! We just believed whatever the hell that little booklet told us was going on and half the time we just threw it out. Who has time to read!? Don't even get me started about endings... We were lucky to even get one and it was a screen that said congratulations!
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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When I was a kid, Games were able to be played before you bought them. Thank god Press Start is still around! [/shameless plug]
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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When I was a kid, Press Start wasn't in St. Joseph, MO. [/Franchise here, goddammit]
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Delition
Title: That guy over there.
Joined: Mar 14 2007
Location: A pathetic city.
Posts: 149
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When I was a kid, there were fewer than 40 "Final Fantasy" games, leaving the impression that one may truly be the final fantasy.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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Char Aznable wrote: |
When I was a kid, Press Start wasn't in St. Joseph, MO. |
Just buy the DVD when it comes out September 25 and it will be.
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