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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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You could just hang on to whatever hair you still have, and work some magic on that.
However, seeing as you're not a fan of the combover, I'll have to suggest the Heihachi.
Seriously though, my hair is thin as shit and I'm sure I'll be in your position in a few years
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Yeah, when I turned 25 I noticed a bunch of grays pop up. Now two years later I notice significantly more as well as my hairline receding. I am bummed. |
LIES. i see your sig and the 'fro
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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This thread made me aware I have a lot of grey hairs now in places that are not easy to remove out of my head.
I still have a full head of hair though, at 31, which is likely from my biological dad's side, who was full blooded Cherokee. I don't like grey hairs or balding  Both depress me.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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I too have the curse.
About three years ago, I decided F' it. I am not going to do the horseshoe look that all the other men in my family have. So, since then I gone completely shaven. It's easy maintenance, and looks far better then having bald spots, or only hair on the sides and back.
I mean would you rather look like:
or:
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Knyte,
How often do you maintain it? How do you do so?
Also, I am 5'7" / 145lb pasty white, not 6'2"+ / 220lb+ bronze
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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i guess its time to hit those weights and that protein.
and maybe stretch those legs out somehow.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| username wrote: |
i guess its time to hit those weights and that protein.
and maybe stretch those legs out somehow. |
Man, how I have tried.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I'm lucky in that I'll probably never go bald. My uncle is bald, but he started losing his hair at like 21 or 22, and I don't even have so much as a receding hairline (although I get paranoid and think I do sometimes cause I have a kinda high forehead). My dad is almost 60 and still has a full head of hair and I think has spotted like 3 gray hairs in his life, which is likely the direction I'll be going.
Anyway, go out with some dignity, GP. I know it's gotta suck and losing my hair is one of my biggest fears, but just accept it. You don't want to be "that guy" who just can't accept that he's balding and has ridiculous combovers and stuff. Searching for a new hairstyle to hide your thinning hair is the first step on that path, and it's a very slippery slope. I'm sure it's harder to actually do than it sounds, but I've always told myself that if I ever start to lose my hair that I'm shaving it all off, and that's what I'd recommend for you as well. Or you can look like David Cross.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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My problem is that my hair is still thick enough that I don't need to shave it, however anything that separates it, such as hair gel, will make it look too thin and show the recession.
So, I can most likely part my hair without it being a comb over. Or I can keep it a little longer, like 1.5" instead of .75".
Once you shave it, you can't go back. I can't at least. My friends and family will know why I did it and growing it back in looks odd. When my natural hair without product shows thinning signs of baldness I will commit to shaving it, however at this time I think I am about 18 months away from that.
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
Knyte,
How often do you maintain it? How do you do so?
Also, I am 5'7" / 145lb pasty white, not 6'2"+ / 220lb+ bronze |
About every 2 days I run my good old, 10+ year old, electric shaver over it. After shaving, I lotion it with some Lubriderm lotion to decrease any redness or razor burn. Lotion works great, and doesn't reek like if you dosed your head with aftershave.
I'm 6'0" and 195lb. (More pudge then muscle, sadly.) And, I think it looks fine on my build. I think it could work for you. Here's another comparison on a smaller wrestler:
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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What's with all the wrestlers? Since GP doesn't look like he's in The Village People like those guys, he'd look like this:
Is that really better than this?
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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I started with a theme, and kept running at it.
But, to answer your question: YES.
A million times better.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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Do you actually use gel or something else. I use the axe hair products because it doesn't look like anything is in my hair and it holds like a fucking champ.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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you could always try Rogaine
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
My problem is that my hair is still thick enough that I don't need to shave it, however anything that separates it, such as hair gel, will make it look too thin and show the recession.
So, I can most likely part my hair without it being a comb over. Or I can keep it a little longer, like 1.5" instead of .75".
Once you shave it, you can't go back. I can't at least. My friends and family will know why I did it and growing it back in looks odd. When my natural hair without product shows thinning signs of baldness I will commit to shaving it, however at this time I think I am about 18 months away from that. |
Well then, in the words of George Castanza: Live, damnit! Live, while you still have time.
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Yea, I don't have this issue. |
Yeah, we know. Your... hairiness has been thoroughly broadcast here a few months back
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Knyte,
You mean an electric face shaving razor, such as the one I own already:
Or do you mean something more like this:
Jeebus,
I shed a tear thinking about poor old George
Username,
At some point in my life stem cells may provide an adequate solution to fixing my hair issues. Until that happens though I will be staying away from chemicals and other replacement treatments.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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Wow, I have that EXACT beard trimmer.
No, I mean one like the first one. Just a regular electric face razor. They are already designed to for the contours of the faces such as the chin and jawbone, so the glide great over the head as well. Just make sure you trim it down as short as possible with hair trimmers or such the first you shave your head.
Some people prefer straight razors for their head, but I don't really want to take a blade to the back of my head and try to shave where I can't see easily.
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Etch
Title: Intermittent Scribbler
Joined: Mar 15 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 588
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My family doesn't have any balding problems (though the top corners have receded a bit), but there is a better-than-average chance my hair will turn snow-white in the next ten years.  I have near-black hair now...it will be weird if it inverts.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Knyte wrote: |
| Wow, I have that EXACT beard trimmer. |
I had one just like it 10 years ago and then I was in Walmart about 6 months ago and they sell them for $15. It must be a relationship between Philips and Walmart. I bet millions of people have the same trimmer.
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