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Posted: Jul 17 2011 12:29 am

Yeah... so a few hours ago, my girlfriend just comes to my house and flat out tells me she's in love with another guy and that she's leaving me, takes her key back and then just fucking leaves. We'd been together for nearly 5 years and it was the first serious relationship i ever had with a girl. We'd been friends nearly our entire lives and she just throws me out like fucking garbage and didn't even explain anything. I always supported everything she did. Money? She got it. Jewelry, clothes, you name it, she had it. It did it because i fucking loved seeing her happy. A man always has to put his woman before himself, right? I never cheated. I never hit her. We rarely argued. And i always listened to what she had to say. Sure, we've both made mistakes, i mean, everyone does that, were fucking human for God sakes. But man, i fucking feel lile shit right now. And the fucking worst thing is I've been working my ass off for the last 2 years getting this 3 carat engagement ring. I just literally fucking bought it last week and i asked her parents for their blessing last saturday, and they gave me a hell yes, literally, that's what they said. I was planning to propose to her on her birthday next Friday at dinner. It was going the best fucking day of my entire life. Seems that shit ain't happening now. What do i do now? Where do i go from here? Best place to go to get this shit off my mind? I'm at a loss for words right now. I truly thought she was the one. I just had my fucking heart broken, guys. I need a fucking drink.

Posted: Jul 17 2011 01:45 am

Damn, Zippo, I'm really sorry to hear about this. That is just terrible. If I were in your position I would definitely want to hear an explanation, but the fact that she didn't even give you one...well, it sounds like you have the right to be mad.

I can't even begin to understand what's going through your mind right now, but remain rash and talk to someone you trust about. If nothing else, go stop by the SydLexia IRC and talk to some of the forumers. Whoever's in there will lend you an ear.

I'll keep you in my prayers.

Edit:

Posted: Jul 17 2011 02:46 am

Zippo, you started a thread not too long ago about how you almost got laid at the prom: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=311803

Here's your original post there.

Zippo wrote:

Ok, so i just starting dating ths girl (known her since the 7th grade, been close friends for a long time). So anyways, we're at the prom dancing, hanging out, being romantic, yadda yadda, you know, stuff seniors do. So the plan was go to prom, then head to the hotel, have nasty sex, then head to after prom, then head home, you get my drift. So we're at the hotel (which i paid ALOT OF FUCKING MONEY FOR!) I'm taking of her clothes, she's taking off mine, she's about to let me have her, etc. etc. etc. Then she gets a call from her dad, saying her mom's in labor, 3 weeks ahead of time. She tosses me off of her, tells me she has to go, puts on her clothes, kisses me goodbye and leaves. I'm sitting there naked, with the biggest "WHAT. THE. FUCK." look on my face ever. So i put on my clothes, leave, and head home. I skipped the after prom, i was too damn bummed to party anymore. So I've sitting in bed all night, haven't got a single wink of sleep. She's been callling my phone off the hook, and i haven't picked it up once. She said the whole prenancy thing woulden't get in the way last night, she lied. I don't think i wanna talk to her for a few days, hell I'm probably not even going to school tomorrow. Ok, sorry for the long ass story, just had to get some stuff of my chest. You guys got anything to cheer me up?

So my question is--Why are you making shit up? You say in one post that you just started dating a chick and you took her to your high school prom...and in this one you're saying you've been with a girl for five years and have been saving for a "3 carat engagement ring" for a couple of years.

So which story is even true? I'm guessing neither.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

LOL. Inspector Klim here to clear shit up.

Posted: Jul 17 2011 02:52 am

Dude, what the hell are you talking about? I've been dating her since the 7th fucking grade. You don't make shit lilke this up.

Posted: Jul 17 2011 03:20 am

Zippo wrote:

Dude, what the hell are you talking about? I've been dating her since the 7th fucking grade. You don't make shit lilke this up.

And the plot thickens further....

Posted: Jul 17 2011 03:31 am

Did you eat her ice cream or something?

Posted: Jul 17 2011 03:33 am

Zippo wrote:

Dude, what the hell are you talking about? I've been dating her since the 7th fucking grade. You don't make shit lilke this up.

So...I can only assume the girl you took the prom--the one you "just started dating"--is not the same girl you dated for five years and the one you were going to propose to. Which means you were cheating on her. But you said you never did cheat.

Reread your posts and you'll see where your stories don't add up. If it's the same girl you got pissed at for not banging you when her mom was going into labor then I don't feel too bad for you.

Posted: Jul 17 2011 09:06 am

Klimbatize wrote:

Reread your posts and you'll see where your stories don't add up.

You know what does add up though? 8 + 8 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 44

Posted: Jul 17 2011 10:01 am

Actually, it equals 40.

Posted: Jul 17 2011 10:19 am

I guarantee you that the equation I posted is correct.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 17 2011 10:28 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

I guarantee you that the equation I posted is correct.

[10:28] UsaSatsui !calc 8 + 8 + 8 + 8 + 8
[10:28] Lexiabot9000 UsaSatsui, result is: 40

Posted: Jul 17 2011 10:29 am

That's irrevelant. 8 * 5 = 44 is still correct.

Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

Syd Lexia wrote:

That's irrevelant. 8 * 5 = 44 is still correct.

I don't know why, but I have this insane urge to laugh.

I can't wait to see how this turns out. Especially since the guy who just told us he was dumped by his girlfriend was ousted by fucking numbers.

2011 SNES Champ Joined: Dec 04 2006 Posts: 1929

8 * 5 does equal 44... in base 9. Razz

Posted: Jul 17 2011 12:52 pm

I was just about to say that.

Posted: Jul 17 2011 01:44 pm

lavalarva wrote:

8 * 5 does equal 44... in base 9. Razz

Posted: Jul 17 2011 01:46 pm

Inspector Kliumbo on the case

Zippo just one more thing, are you an attention whore or are you really just a big doucher? And did she really "Dump the shit out of you": was shit dumped on you? Did she just dump shit? Where is this shit that was dumped? WE WANT ANSWERS

Posted: Jul 17 2011 01:57 pm

Indeed. Base 9, FTW.

Posted: Jul 17 2011 02:23 pm

Wow, good Memory Klimb. I can't even remember what I ate for lunch a couple of days ago, and you pull this out of your hat.

Bravo Good Sir.

And Zippo? Creditability has been called into question. A lie has been said somewhere.

Posted: Jul 17 2011 02:50 pm

To quote and run on with Kubo

Kubo wrote:

You don't deserve to get laid.

and that's from that other thread

Lonely Troll is Lonely, Slayer hath spoken

Posted: Jul 17 2011 05:04 pm

To be fair after reading his post, I immeadiately clicked to check his posts to see who he was, the very last post was about getting laid at prom. But still what the hell dude?

Posted: Jul 17 2011 08:36 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

To be fair after reading his post, I immeadiately clicked to check his posts to see who he was, the very last post was about getting laid at prom. But still what the hell dude?

It's obviously some sort of smoke screen.

Posted: Jul 17 2011 08:53 pm

Blackout wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

To be fair after reading his post, I immeadiately clicked to check his posts to see who he was, the very last post was about getting laid at prom. But still what the hell dude?

It's obviously some sort of smoke screen.

Someone better get Jesse Ventura in here, he has all the answers when it comes to smoke screens

Posted: Jul 17 2011 10:19 pm

Is this about those black women getting murdered that I've heard about but can't read about because my browser doesn't pre-load fast enough?