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So... I almost got laid last night.


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Zippo
Title: Boom Chick
Joined: Apr 28 2011
Location: Damnville
PostPosted: May 22 2011 11:32 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ok, so i just starting dating ths girl (known her since the 7th grade, been close friends for a long time). So anyways, we're at the prom dancing, hanging out, being romantic, yadda yadda, you know, stuff seniors do. So the plan was go to prom, then head to the hotel, have nasty sex, then head to after prom, then head home, you get my drift. So we're at the hotel (which i paid ALOT OF FUCKING MONEY FOR!) I'm taking of her clothes, she's taking off mine, she's about to let me have her, etc. etc. etc. Then she gets a call from her dad, saying her mom's in labor, 3 weeks ahead of time. She tosses me off of her, tells me she has to go, puts on her clothes, kisses me goodbye and leaves. I'm sitting there naked, with the biggest "WHAT. THE. FUCK." look on my face ever. So i put on my clothes, leave, and head home. I skipped the after prom, i was too damn bummed to party anymore. So I've sitting in bed all night, haven't got a single wink of sleep. She's been callling my phone off the hook, and i haven't picked it up once. She said the whole prenancy thing woulden't get in the way last night, she lied. I don't think i wanna talk to her for a few days, hell I'm probably not even going to school tomorrow. Ok, sorry for the long ass story, just had to get some stuff of my chest. You guys got anything to cheer me up?
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 11:35 am Reply with quote Back to top

No. NoNoNONONONO!!!11!1


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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
PostPosted: May 22 2011 11:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

Wow... no, actually, what I wanted to say would probably get you even more bummed out :/
Long story short, Miracle of Birth > Teens Boning Razz
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 11:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

Eat some ice cream, that might cheer you up.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
PostPosted: May 22 2011 11:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

Twat?


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 12:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well she pretty much owes you so hopefully you'll get it soon enough.


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ADATO
Joined: May 16 2011
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 12:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What the hell man, answer her calls. She obviously still wants you...
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
PostPosted: May 22 2011 12:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah man. It's not like it's her fault that her mom went into labor, and trust me, no one is gonna miss their sibling's birth unless they really hate their mother. :\ Birth will always trump teen boning.

Clearly she still wants you if she's calling that much. Talk to her!


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Zippo
Title: Boom Chick
Joined: Apr 28 2011
Location: Damnville
PostPosted: May 22 2011 01:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alright. I'll call her.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: May 22 2011 01:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The girl is about to have a sibling and you are upset about missing out on a teenage romance. I am so fucking happy that my teens are more than a decade behind me now. Fuck the idiocy that is a teenage mind.

In your life you will have many opportunities to "have nasty sex" as you put it. However, how many times in your life do you get to be there when a new member of the family is born? Sex is one of the greatest things on earth, but it is plentiful and available. Go to college if you feel like it isn't and you'll see that everyone can get laid pretty much at any point.

You could have easily turned your night around by going to the after party, explaining the situation, and having a good time. Instead, you wallowed in self pity and destroyed a fun night.

And here you are now with a girl who obviously wanted to be with you and simply chose the more important (and correct) option and you still sound like you are bitching about the fact that you didn't get laid the other night. Can't you even ask how the baby is? Can't you ask if she is excited to have a sibling? If you can't care enough about the person you want to have sex with, you would have been better off spending the money on a whore than a hotel room.



 
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 01:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
The girl is about to have a sibling and you are upset about missing out on a teenage romance. I am so fucking happy that my teens are more than a decade behind me now. Fuck the idiocy that is a teenage mind.

In your life you will have many opportunities to "have nasty sex" as you put it. However, how many times in your life do you get to be there when a new member of the family is born? Sex is one of the greatest things on earth, but it is plentiful and available. Go to college if you feel like it isn't and you'll see that everyone can get laid pretty much at any point.

You could have easily turned your night around by going to the after party, explaining the situation, and having a good time. Instead, you wallowed in self pity and destroyed a fun night due.

And here you are now with a girl who obviously wanted to be with you and simply chose the more important (and correct) option and you still sound like you are bitching about the fact that you didn't get laid the other night. Can't you even ask how the baby is? Can't you ask if she is excited to have a sibling? If you can't care enough about the person you want to have sex with, you would have been better off spending the money on a whore than a hotel room.

Yeah GPF is pretty right here. Unless you are damn near a recluse like me, college will get you laid pretty frequently and you will have plenty of opportunity in your life. If she is actually calling you, you should at least talk to her even if you are a little upset.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: May 22 2011 02:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Why the fuck are you bummed? If she's calling you...she apparently still wants your dick. Quit acting like a child and fuck her already. Wait until you get older, that kind of shit will happen more than you think.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 02:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah its always the mother in labor that interrupts your sexlife.
Again, you have no reason to be mad at her and you are acting like the biggest dickhead in the world.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 02:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, don't be mad at her. Be mad at the baby. Break into the house at night and smother it. That'll teach it.


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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: May 22 2011 02:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

These guys and gal hit the nail on the head.

Talk to her. Quit being a bitch. You'll get laid soon enough.

She did the right thing, and even if shes just ass to you, act like you give a fuck for more than 5 min and if she was going to give it up, she still will.
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Zippo
Title: Boom Chick
Joined: Apr 28 2011
Location: Damnville
PostPosted: May 22 2011 02:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I went to the hospital, talked to her, and apoligized for being a selfish, self-centered dick head. She said she'd make it up to me. Trust me, I never usually act like this. And it wasn't even the sex i wanted, really, The passion, of being in the moment, with her, is what i wanted, really. I know that sounds really corny, but it's true. And no, she isn't "just ass", i've had feelings for her, for a long time. I wanted last night to be perfect. It seems God had different plans. Oh, and the baby's doing fine, for anyone wondering. Thanks for giving me the shot in the ass in needed, guys. I love you assholes.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: May 22 2011 02:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We love you too, dickhead!
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 03:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Nothing to say that hasn't already been said, but I'll just add that I love the way GP injects logic and clear thinking into the silliest of subjects. <3


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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 03:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ADATO wrote:
What the hell man, answer her calls. She obviously still wants you...

yea its not her fault her mom's water broke.
GPFontaine wrote:
Go to college if you feel like it isn't and you'll see that everyone can get laid pretty much at any point.

Also, this is the biggest lie ever. I've been in college for 8 years and it's never happened.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 03:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cockblocked by the baby. Ouch.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: May 22 2011 03:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JRA wrote:
ADATO wrote:
What the hell man, answer her calls. She obviously still wants you...

yea its not her fault her mom's water broke.

It was...that one time...
JRA wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
Go to college if you feel like it isn't and you'll see that everyone can get laid pretty much at any point.

Also, this is the biggest lie ever. I've been in college for 8 years and it's never happened.

Then you're doing it wrong.
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 03:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I thought this was a troll topic for awhile.


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pineapple
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 03:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We don't get trolls around these parts of town.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 03:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Doddsino wrote:
JRA wrote:
ADATO wrote:
What the hell man, answer her calls. She obviously still wants you...

yea its not her fault her mom's water broke.

It was...that one time...
JRA wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
Go to college if you feel like it isn't and you'll see that everyone can get laid pretty much at any point.

Also, this is the biggest lie ever. I've been in college for 8 years and it's never happened.

Then you're doing it wrong.

Eat shit asshole.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
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PostPosted: May 22 2011 04:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Zippo wrote:
Ok, so i just starting dating ths girl (known her since the 7th grade, been close friends for a long time). So anyways, we're at the prom dancing, hanging out, being romantic, yadda yadda, you know, stuff seniors do. So the plan was go to prom, then head to the hotel, have nasty sex, then head to after prom, then head home, you get my drift. So we're at the hotel (which i paid ALOT OF FUCKING MONEY FOR!) I'm taking of her clothes, she's taking off mine, she's about to let me have her, etc. etc. etc. Then she gets a call from her dad, saying her mom's in labor, 3 weeks ahead of time. She tosses me off of her, tells me she has to go, puts on her clothes, kisses me goodbye and leaves. I'm sitting there naked, with the biggest "WHAT. THE. FUCK." look on my face ever. So i put on my clothes, leave, and head home. I skipped the after prom, i was too damn bummed to party anymore. So I've sitting in bed all night, haven't got a single wink of sleep. She's been callling my phone off the hook, and i haven't picked it up once. She said the whole prenancy thing woulden't get in the way last night, she lied. I don't think i wanna talk to her for a few days, hell I'm probably not even going to school tomorrow. Ok, sorry for the long ass story, just had to get some stuff of my chest. You guys got anything to cheer me up?

So, let me get this straight. This girl, who you presumably care a great deal for, considering you've been friends for so long, and have developed a romantic relationship with, found out that the person who gave birth to her went into labor three weeks early (a potentially dangerous situation). Not only that, but she feels bad for leaving you hanging, and has continually called you, only to have you not answer her calls because you have some displaced sense of entitlement that your getting your dick wet supercedes any other situations that may arise.

I haven't read the other comments in this thread, but I hope that his has been said already:

You don't deserve to get laid.

That is until you realize that your dick isn't the center of the universe and that a potentially dangerous/life-changing experience in a girl's family is more important than you are. Not only that, but she has continually called you--presumably to apologize or set up another get together--and you have ignored her phone calls. Grow the hell up. Pick up the next phone call and apologize for being a self-centered tool--then try to change your perspective on how important your getting laid is relative to other events in the world, particularly those involving people you care about.


Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
 
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