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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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A question for those of you who play/played Pokemon.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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I never had a Venusaur of my own, so no, I never have.
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 1923
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No, but that is a really good idea.
I always named my Metapod/Kakauna Penis. "Penis used Harden!"
And every Smeargle should be named Rapist.
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
Posts: 1087
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I always named my pokemon after Presidents. My Venesaur was Teddy Roosevelt because it was nature-y and badass
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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If I had a Typhlosion I would name it Cumsplosion just for the supremely obscure reference.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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I remember giving uncreative names to my Pokemon, though. For example, when I had "Blue," I named my Squirtle "Mr. Cool."
Without knowing the meaning of the word back then, I named my rival in "Silver" on the Game Boy "Wigger."
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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Do you have any idea how much work it takes to rename a Pokemon!? I'm way too lazy to do that!
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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I never rename any pokemon. I think it's lame.
I've named the rival some pretty disparaging things though.
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 1923
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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I always felt that Bulbasaur was the weakest of the 3 starters. It certainly had good moves, but most plant Pokemon all had generic grass moves. Charmander is probably the worst starter, but overall the best later on in the game.
And while I never named my Pokemon, I did name the Pokemon that I would catch to trade to other people, such as "Pedophile" and "Assfuck", which they would be pretty upset once they received them.
Also, since I had the Blue version, one of the names you could choose for your rival was Ash, so I did change it to Ass one time...eh. Whenever I play it now, I just call him Rival. On Gold and Silver, I leave it as ???.
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
Posts: 1087
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I always name my rival Hitler, in accordance with my firm belief that Hitler should be the final boss of every game.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Thunderhorse wrote: |
One time I named my rival Waffle. That's as bad as I ever got. Also: |
You ought to be ashamed of yourself. That's awful.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Bulbasaur is the worst in terms of typing (Grass/Poison leaves it weak to Fire, Ice, Flying, and Psychic) some of the most prevalent types for useful moves.
I never named it something crude, though I did name my first Murkrow "Jim."
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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I did have a pair of pokemon I named Beavis and Butthead. But those are long gone.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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The one time I did play Pokemon it was a yellow cartridge and I vaguely remember naming whatever I could swear words, kind of like naming the high scores of arcade games FUK ASS TIT COK etc.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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I give them their original japanese name. Sometimes their french or korean names if the japanese name is the same as the german (Nidoran for example has the same name on every language except on korean).
The english are common to me (i used to collect the english trading cards) thats why i stick with the japanes/french/korean.
Its not that i memorized all the names, i look them up at the poke wikia...
I named the main character MASTER and the rival LOSER. Very creative, i know...
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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What do you guys think is the funniest, nicknaming a venusaur "penisaur," a bulbasaur "vulvasaur," or an ivysaur "HIVsaur"?
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
Posts: 1777
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The thread has risen from the dead. Quick shoot it in the head.
Seriously though I never nickname my pokemon because then I can't remember which one is which. I have more fun naming my rival something inappropriate and in the newer games setting stuff like the Join Avenue sayings to incredibly rude things that get shouted out as you run down the avenue.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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I always give my Pokemon dumb names. My level 100 Octillery's name is Tara Reid.
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
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Whenever I caught a Mankey(or however you spell it) I named it Spanky.
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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I always nicknamed my Nidoqueen Bianca, because there's a Chuck Berry song called "Little Queeny," the Rolling Stones used to cover it, and Bianca is the first name of Mick Jagger's wife.
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Cactus
Joined: Oct 05 2012
Location: UK
Posts: 104
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I named my penis Venusaur, but that's quite off topic.
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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UsaSatsui wrote: |
I never rename any pokemon. I think it's lame.
I've named the rival some pretty disparaging things though. |
yeah being creative and thinking of funny and cool things is lame, it's much more fun autistically adhering to pre-made naming schemes and rules.
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
Posts: 520
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
UsaSatsui wrote: |
I never rename any pokemon. I think it's lame.
I've named the rival some pretty disparaging things though. |
yeah being creative and thinking of funny and cool things is lame, it's much more fun autistically adhering to pre-made naming schemes and rules. |
Usa is always playing by the rules. He doesn't know how to be a rebel like we who rename our Pokemon.
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