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Posted: May 23 2011 12:25 pm

Oh yeah? Well I once had a threesome while driving... on the Autobahn... while it was iced over... after we did a bunch of cocaine.

Joined: Apr 25 2011 Location: Orem, UT Posts: 75

@om*d wrote:

I once got an ex to give me a hand job while she was driving by asking if she wanted to learn how to drive 'dick shift', lol.

i wish i thought of that... you have imparted me with priceless wisdom, and i will use it with great honor

i hope you snuck a bottle of jergens into the glove compartment and busted it out in the time of need fonzi style

Posted: May 23 2011 12:29 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

Oh yeah? Well I once had a threesome while driving... on the Autobahn... while it was iced over... after we did a bunch of cocaine.

That is super non-heinous dude!

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

And pretty dangerous as well.

Danger is just a word, precaution is the key.

Posted: May 23 2011 12:34 pm

What precaution?

Joined: Apr 25 2011 Location: Orem, UT Posts: 75

i'd say the precaution is puttin the jergens in the glovebox

the danger lies in the chafing

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

Hand jobs?

Really?

Come on, at least make the girl do something that you can't do to yourself, especially notsomething that you're likely to do better than she can.

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

Doddsino wrote:

Hand jobs?

Really?

Come on, at least make the girl do something that you can't do to yourself, especially not something that you're likely to do better than she can.

Joined: Apr 25 2011 Location: Orem, UT Posts: 75

it's all for the legend dodd

or the nookie, as they say

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

I went to edit my original post, and I somehow quoted myself...whoops.

And Vovad, if she can get her hand down there, she can get her head down there. No excuses.

Also...is this the new "Girls are stupid" thread?

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

You don't have much respect for females, do you?

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

I do enjoy their cooking and how they take care of the children.

Joined: Apr 25 2011 Location: Orem, UT Posts: 75

i suppose i can't argue with that logic

Posted: May 23 2011 01:22 pm

Don't forget their awesome ironing skills.

Posted: May 23 2011 01:55 pm

It's an utter mystery to me why so many of you are single.

Posted: May 23 2011 02:26 pm

aika wrote:

It's an utter mystery to me why so many of you are single.

This.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

It's an utter mystery to me that so many people are actually responding to an underage kids topic about having sex. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

/me summons Jeebus

Posted: May 23 2011 02:32 pm

joshwoodzy wrote:

It's an utter mystery to me that so many people are actually responding to an underage kids topic about not having sex.

Fixed.

Posted: May 23 2011 04:00 pm

Wow, I stop paying attention for one day and we get a 4 page topic about some teenager being a God damn fucking retard? It's already been covered, in great detail, but the OP is a fucking retard. His reaction is beyond ridiculous, and I'm with Kubo that he doesn't deserve to get laid. I gave up reading this after one page, because there was nothing to be said beyond "You're a dumbass" to this kid.

The being said, if you guys were already naked it was a dick move of her to answer her phone, but I know what the repercussions could be had she not.

Posted: May 23 2011 04:07 pm

Klimbatize wrote:

Color me shocked, but I have a hard time believing JRA of all people can't get laid at college. Mindblower.

I don't.

Seriously though, getting laid is REALLY easy. It's like girls these days have no parenting at all (Not that it was ever hard at other periods in time, I'm sure). You don't even need to build any sort of relationship with someone first. Just go to a party, have a few drinks, talk to people, then fuck someone. Yes, it's that easy. You don't even need to be invited to the party; just walk around campus until you find one and invite yourself in. Very few parties are "exclusive", and even if it is very rarely will anyone ever question your presence. Also, being playfully arrogant and being aggressive (aggressive != rapey) are a big help.

Oh yeah, and use a condom. The last thing the world needs is ANYONE on this forum breeding.

Posted: May 23 2011 04:29 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

Color me shocked, but I have a hard time believing JRA of all people can't get laid at college. Mindblower.

I don't.

Yeah, it was sarcasm.

Posted: May 23 2011 04:33 pm

I had a feeling, but wasn't sure.

Posted: May 23 2011 04:37 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

The last thing the world needs is ANYONE on this forum breeding.

Posted: May 23 2011 04:38 pm

I will breed. Intelligent and polite children.

Posted: May 23 2011 04:39 pm

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

I will breed. Intelligent and polite children.

Sentence fragments make for the smartest babies!

Posted: May 23 2011 09:00 pm

eh, cut him a break. he's austrian, so english is not his native language.