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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
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So according to this and this, May 21st is Judgment Day, and on October 21st the world will end.
They even had a billboard campaign in various cities across the country:
I really only know about it because of the billboard signs.
Who has a lot of repenting to do?
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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Nuff said.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
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hahahaha nice
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Klimbatize
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Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
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Christ comes back the day after my birthday this year. My party is going to be fucking AWESOME.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
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| Christ comes back the day after my birthday this year. My party is going to be fucking AWESOME. |
You sent him an invitation right?
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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Why do you think he's coming back?
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Klimbatize
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Exactly.
Also, I found it funny that when I clicked on that second link, there was an ad for Kick-Ass right before the story about how all the sinners are going to be left behind in the Rapture.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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The same guy who 'predicted' this also did the same thing in 1994, from what I understand. I'm still going out and pounding a couple of brews to celebrate, but honestly, the worst that'll happen is that some people I know will disappear. Not even a large amount. Maybe like one or two of them.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
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You're going to get wasted and kill a couple of people you know?
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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One of those billboards is along a major throughway near by. If I didn't have anything better to do that Saturday, I'd camp out in the parking lot and knock on the door after the day ended asking what went wrong.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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LOL
I love the "Save the Date!" Like its for a wedding or something.
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MimiHamburger
Title: CamWhore
Joined: May 03 2011
Location: Boston, MA
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Yeah there's a big billboard near my house in Boston. The radio station who is claiming this apparently is asking for donations. So does that mean they have to give a refund if Judgment Day isn't upon us after all?
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Etch
Title: Intermittent Scribbler
Joined: Mar 15 2011
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I think it's kinda' funny (in a sad, pathetic way) that people still try this even though it says in the Bible that [I'm paraphrasing here] everyone will be surprised on that day and that if someone goes to the trouble of convincing people that it's going to happen on "this day in particular" it absolutely WILL NOT BE on that day. And yet, enough people (who apparently haven't read the Bible...but, hey, it's not like thats a major part of the religion or anything) will still believe it when someone pulls a date out of their ass.
Also, if Judgment Day is in May and the world ends in October, what happened to the millennial reign of Christ? They're missing about a thousand years. 
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
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| Etch wrote: |
I think it's kinda' funny (in a sad, pathetic way) that people still try this even though it says in the Bible that [I'm paraphrasing here] everyone will be surprised on that day and that if someone goes to the trouble of convincing people that it's going to happen on "this day in particular" it absolutely WILL NOT BE on that day. And yet, enough people (who apparently haven't read the Bible...but, hey, it's not like thats a major part of the religion or anything) will still believe it when someone pulls a date out of their ass.
Also, if Judgment Day is in May and the world ends in October, what happened to the millennial reign of Christ? They're missing about a thousand years. |
I posted something similar to this on fb about how all of this is totally not following the Bible...
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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The thing about predicting the end of the world?
If you're wrong, nobody remembers.
If you're right, nobody is around to care.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
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Im putting an ad up on Craigslist, your planning to go up to heaven please give me all your stuff because you cant take it with you
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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According to the Bible, Doomsday and the Antichrist sort of follow the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle, i.e. anyone who thinks they know when it will come/who it is, winds up wrong.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
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Matthew 24:35-36: "Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words shall not pass away. But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone."
Numerology needs to die already. People have been trying to guess at the exact date of the Rapture for centuries, yet none of them ever take into account differing calendars and the fact that the whole "time, times, and half a time" thing was intentionally vague. For some reason, people think those represent years, but they forget that a year in those times is completely different than a year in the present day. As a result, their guesses are completely arbitrary, and I would doubt that something as mysterious as the Rapture wouldn't so conveniently fall into a time where this guy's followers would all be awake. God knows better than that and in all likelihood doesn't care about our dating system.
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sidewaydriver
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The world is not going to end on May 21st. God is supposed to be a loving and compassionate God. There's no way he'd end the world before Skyward Sword comes out.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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i wonder if the world will end cuz of those new fish that were discovered from that new planet where the cops can arrest you & you cant resist
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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rapture is a city beneath the sea; not something happening to the earth
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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Is God gonna knock Kojjiro's sig down to size?
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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mines not even a quarter of an inch bigger than yours
want to know how i know
well; i measured both of them just now since you posted so close to me thanks a bunch uso see you after the apocalypse
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Eh we'll see, watch it be on the 20th just to screw everyone trying to get one last day of sinning in before they repent.
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