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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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This article came across my news feed this morning.
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SCOTTDALE, Pennsylvania — A man left his sleeping 4-year-old son home alone while he went outside and pretended to be a ninja warrior, police say.
The Daily Courier of Connellsville reported that Ross Hurst was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after police found him dressed all in black and "playing ninja" on a borough street. Scottdale is about 35 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.
Police say Hurst, 28, told them his mother was watching the child, but the boy's grandmother said Hurst never asked her to babysit.
In an affidavit, Patrolman Joseph Lane said that he asked Hurst "why he was playing by himself" at around 1.30 a.m. on March 3.
"He replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja," the newspaper quoted Lane's affidavit as saying. "I advised him that it looked to me that he was doing something else. Hurst stated that he was not doing anything wrong and was going home."
Hurst is due in court on March 30, according to the newspaper. |
I'm totally imagining this guy in one of those cheapy-looking ninja Halloween costumes waving a plastic sword.
"He replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja" D'awwww, sad ninja warrior is sad and lonely.
"I adviced him that it looked to me that he was doing something else." Something else? What? What is this implying? Prostitution? Would you take some guy home who was dressed like a ninja? 
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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I like that guy but he probably shouldn't raise children.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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There are a lot of people who like to play ninja, it's just that they're actually good at it so you don't even realize they are. This guy is no ninja. Bah.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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If he was a real ninja, this wouldn't have ever been reported because no-one would have seen him.
Also, go ninja, go ninja, go. Why has no-one else made that comment yet.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Here's a picture of what the guy looks like:
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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| aika wrote: |
| "I adviced him that it looked to me that he was doing something else." Something else? What? What is this implying? Prostitution? Would you take some guy home who was dressed like a ninja? |
I assume it would look like he was a burglar.
And yes. I would pick up a Prostitute dressed as a Ninja.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| aika wrote: |
| "He replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja" D'awwww, sad ninja warrior is sad and lonely. |
Being a ninja isn't exactly a team sport. Perhaps he should join a softball league or something.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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| Atma wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| "I adviced him that it looked to me that he was doing something else." Something else? What? What is this implying? Prostitution? Would you take some guy home who was dressed like a ninja? |
I assume it would look like he was a burglar.
And yes. I would pick up a Prostitute dressed as a Ninja. |
Just saying....
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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haha nice
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Here's a picture of what the guy looks like:
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Yessss!
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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I thought that was Deadpool for a moment. Then I saw the mustache.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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This man would destroy Deadpool.
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The Opponent
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So would his son.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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I really should finish my dr. Mcninja migen character.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| aika wrote: |
| "He replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja" D'awwww, sad ninja warrior is sad and lonely. |
Being a ninja isn't exactly a team sport. Perhaps he should join a softball league or something. |
This made me chuckle.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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Dan McNinja would kill you with the edge of his mustache. I actually have that shirt. Nice.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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I feel like it's important to make the distinction between "ninja" and "ninja warrior".
This is a ninja warrior:
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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I feel like it's important to make the distinction between "ninja" and "ninja warrior".
This is a ninja warrior:
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How did that guy fit a crane in his ass?
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
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He's a ninja warrior. That's what they do.
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