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Ninja dad leaves 4 year old home alone.


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aika
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 11:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

This article came across my news feed this morning.

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SCOTTDALE, Pennsylvania — A man left his sleeping 4-year-old son home alone while he went outside and pretended to be a ninja warrior, police say.

The Daily Courier of Connellsville reported that Ross Hurst was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after police found him dressed all in black and "playing ninja" on a borough street. Scottdale is about 35 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.

Police say Hurst, 28, told them his mother was watching the child, but the boy's grandmother said Hurst never asked her to babysit.

In an affidavit, Patrolman Joseph Lane said that he asked Hurst "why he was playing by himself" at around 1.30 a.m. on March 3.

"He replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja," the newspaper quoted Lane's affidavit as saying. "I advised him that it looked to me that he was doing something else. Hurst stated that he was not doing anything wrong and was going home."

Hurst is due in court on March 30, according to the newspaper.


I'm totally imagining this guy in one of those cheapy-looking ninja Halloween costumes waving a plastic sword.

"He replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja" D'awwww, sad ninja warrior is sad and lonely.

"I adviced him that it looked to me that he was doing something else." Something else? What? What is this implying? Prostitution? Would you take some guy home who was dressed like a ninja? Laughing


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i'll_bite_your_ear
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 11:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

I like that guy but he probably shouldn't raise children.


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Klimbatize
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 11:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

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"He replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja..."

There are a lot of people who like to play ninja, it's just that they're actually good at it so you don't even realize they are. This guy is no ninja. Bah.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 11:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

If he was a real ninja, this wouldn't have ever been reported because no-one would have seen him.

Also, go ninja, go ninja, go. Why has no-one else made that comment yet.


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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 11:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

Here's a picture of what the guy looks like:
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Atma
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 11:50 am Reply with quote Back to top

aika wrote:
"I adviced him that it looked to me that he was doing something else." Something else? What? What is this implying? Prostitution? Would you take some guy home who was dressed like a ninja? Laughing

I assume it would look like he was a burglar.

And yes. I would pick up a Prostitute dressed as a Ninja.
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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 12:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

aika wrote:
"He replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja" D'awwww, sad ninja warrior is sad and lonely.

Being a ninja isn't exactly a team sport. Perhaps he should join a softball league or something.



 
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 12:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Atma wrote:
aika wrote:
"I adviced him that it looked to me that he was doing something else." Something else? What? What is this implying? Prostitution? Would you take some guy home who was dressed like a ninja? Laughing

I assume it would look like he was a burglar.

And yes. I would pick up a Prostitute dressed as a Ninja.

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Just saying....
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 12:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

haha nice


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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 03:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hahaha, oh wow.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 04:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
Here's a picture of what the guy looks like:
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Yessss!


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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 04:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I thought that was Deadpool for a moment. Then I saw the mustache.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 05:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This man would destroy Deadpool.


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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 05:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So would his son.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 05:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I really should finish my dr. Mcninja migen character.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 05:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
aika wrote:
"He replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja" D'awwww, sad ninja warrior is sad and lonely.

Being a ninja isn't exactly a team sport. Perhaps he should join a softball league or something.

This made me chuckle.



 
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aeonic
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 06:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dan McNinja would kill you with the edge of his mustache. I actually have that shirt. Nice.


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Pandajuice
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PostPosted: Mar 17 2011 07:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

I feel like it's important to make the distinction between "ninja" and "ninja warrior".

This is a ninja warrior:

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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: Mar 17 2011 07:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

Pandajuice wrote:
I feel like it's important to make the distinction between "ninja" and "ninja warrior".

This is a ninja warrior:

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How did that guy fit a crane in his ass?



 
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Pandajuice
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PostPosted: Mar 18 2011 07:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

He's a ninja warrior. That's what they do.
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