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Boy Falls Out Of Plane In Boston


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 12:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"BOSTON – The mother of a North Carolina teenager authorities think may have stowed away in the wheel well of a jetliner before falling to the ground in suburban Boston says her son was afraid of heights.

Jonette Washington tells The Boston Globe that 16-year-old Delvonte Tisdale had never flown in his life even though he was a member of the Air Force ROTC in high school. He didn't even like being in tall buildings.

Tisdale's severely damaged body was found in Milton on Nov. 15. Investigators say he may have stowed away in the wheel well of a plane at Charlotte, N.C. and fallen out when the plane lowered its landing gear on approach to Boston.

Washington, who lives in Baltimore, says something must have been building up inside him to prompt him to do something so drastic and out of character."

Did you hear any noises that sounded like a cartoon missile falling on Nov 15th, Syd?

I'm kidding, that's terrible. Poor kid. Let this be a lesson to any other 16 year olds who decide to stow away in a fucking airplanes wheel well.


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PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 12:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sue the airlines I say!


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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 12:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

How in the fuck did this happen?

You need a damn cavity search to be anywhere near an airplane nowadays.
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Rydog
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PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 12:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was thinking the same thing. Dude had to make it onto the friggin runway and into a wheel well.
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PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 12:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

There's a joke in here about Con-Air, but I'm struggling to make it good...


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SNESGuy
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PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 01:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ill take this into consideration since i am indeed a dumb 16 year old


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 05:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
There's a joke in here about Con-Air, but I'm struggling to make it good...

Also Commando!



 
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AtmanRyu
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PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 05:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
How in the fuck did this happen?

You need a damn cavity search to be anywhere near an airplane nowadays.

Never underestimate the power of stupidity; When there's a foolproof safety feature, the universe will create that fool to override it.
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 05:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

Bullshit.


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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 03:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

AtmanRyu wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
How in the fuck did this happen?

You need a damn cavity search to be anywhere near an airplane nowadays.

Never underestimate the power of stupidity; When there's a foolproof safety feature, the universe will create that fool to override it.

Laughing

And as for the kid, sad
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 03:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dammit someone beat me to the Commando joke.


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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 03:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
How in the fuck did this happen?

You need a damn cavity search to be anywhere near an airplane nowadays.

It makes you wonder if a kid can find his way onto a plane like that, what would stop a terrorist?

The obvious solution: We put body TSA scanners in the wheel compartments.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/11/us/11plane.html?_r=2&hp



 
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 04:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We've come to the realization that the only portion of the public completely safe from terrorist attacks are the recently deceased. Studies show that 100% of the post living are unaffected by terrorism. In light of this recent discovery and in the interest of public safety we've announced that starting tomorrow, everyone will be humanely euthanized for their own protection. Thank you!



 
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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 06:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
How in the fuck did this happen?

You need a damn cavity search to be anywhere near an airplane nowadays.

It makes you wonder if a kid can find his way onto a plane like that, what would stop a terrorist?

The obvious solution: We put body TSA scanners in the wheel compartments.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/11/us/11plane.html?_r=2&hp

The first step is to figure out how the kid got in there.

My guess? Someone wasn't following the tarmac access procedures.
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Atma
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 06:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
My guess? Someone wasn't following the tarmac access procedures.

Bring your kid to work day. Slipped right through.
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 08:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What the fuck possessed him to stow away in the wheel compartment?


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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 08:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Atma wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
My guess? Someone wasn't following the tarmac access procedures.

Bring your kid to work day. Slipped right through.

Hehe.

Seriously, from my airport working experience (and these were federal regs, so...), to be on the tarmac, you need a special badge that opens one of the doors. Anyone not wearing this badge is supposed to be stopped and challenged, and you're not supposed to let anyone not wearing the badge through a door, in fact, you're supposed to wait until the door closes before moving away from it.

You can guess how often this really happened.
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Shut up, Dorn
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 09:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I feel awful for that kid's family! That's more sad than that kid who walked infront of the path of the roller coaster! Can you imagine holding on to the arms/legs of the landing gear at 15,000? He must have been turned to mush instantly.


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Atma
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 10:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I just wonder when the EXACT moment he thought.

"Oh shit. This was probably not the best Idea. I really didn't think this through."

Probably about half way down the runway as they took off.

Bright side of it is, I doubt he was alive when he fell out.

Dark side of it is, he probably died from Freezing to death or lack of Oxygen.
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 10:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

He was probably scared out of his mind.



 
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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 11:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Um, I think he was crushed by the wheel. There's like no space in there.
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Atma
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PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 11:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
Um, I think he was crushed by the wheel. There's like no space in there.

Oooo. That would be fucking TERRIFYING as it came up and you realized you were running out of space. Your already too high up in the air to bail out too. Dear lord, that would be horrible.
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PostPosted: Dec 16 2010 12:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

Wow this is terrible... I bet the alien overlords are laughing at us right now... the human race is so fucking retarded sometimes.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Dec 16 2010 04:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
Um, I think he was crushed by the wheel. There's like no space in there.

Yeah that's got to be a shitty way to go... can't bail out because the wheel is blocking your escape and crushing you, and if it wasn't you might fall far enough to die.. what altitude does the plane usually retract landing gear and how fast does it move? I remember reading somewhere that the rough math on a drop humans can take is pretty much 3 stories and then survivability drastically drops.



 
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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: Dec 16 2010 08:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
Um, I think he was crushed by the wheel. There's like no space in there.

Yeah that's got to be a shitty way to go... can't bail out because the wheel is blocking your escape and crushing you, and if it wasn't you might fall far enough to die.. what altitude does the plane usually retract landing gear and how fast does it move? I remember reading somewhere that the rough math on a drop humans can take is pretty much 3 stories and then survivability drastically drops.

It wouldn't matter much since even at landing the plane is moving at 150mph. He would be frozen, crushed, hundreds or thousands of feet in the air, and moving at a minimum of 150mph. Dead, dead, dead.



 
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