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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: Oct 03 2010 03:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ha ha, fucking brutal!



 
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
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PostPosted: Oct 03 2010 04:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

Humans are intent on inventing shit that can kill you with unnecessary force. Grenade launchers, rpgs, fuck think about flamethrowers.


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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PostPosted: Oct 03 2010 06:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

Flamethrowers are actually useful and have a purpose. So do RPGs and grenade launchers, which aren't exactly used against infantry. You use RPGs and grenades to inflict damage on armored vehicles. You use flamethrowers to, like, control wildfires. Oh, and kill bees.

[quote=lavalarva]It's seven times the speed of SOUND. Which is like 500,000 times slower. [/quote]

Fix'd, sorry about that. A perfect demonstration of liquid sense-making, also known as booze. Don't drink, kids.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Oct 03 2010 11:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

Flamethrowers have a necessary use, scaring the ever living fuck out the enemy and convincing them that you do not fuck around.



 
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
PostPosted: Oct 03 2010 12:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Laminated Sky wrote:
We all know games are never 100% realistic.


"We" =/= "Me and people I know"

Trust me, there are stupid people out there. No exceptions.

While most people will have the common sense to never attempt to do things from videogames like jumping off a 10 story building and try to land rolling to avoid damage, there's always that tiny percentage of people who will attempt to ignore physics just because a videogame told them so.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

On the bright side, because of this practice, said group will grow smaller and smaller over time.
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Joe_Killer
Title: Professional Amature
Joined: Oct 10 2006
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PostPosted: Oct 03 2010 03:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wouldn't SOME kind of sense have kicked in? Running backwards with a loaded weapon AND attempting to shoot it...doesn't that come off as just SLIGHTLY unsafe?


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TheRoboSleuth
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PostPosted: Oct 03 2010 09:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Flamethrowers have a necessary use, scaring the ever living fuck out the enemy and convincing them that you do not fuck around.
They are good for deforesting and I think you can clear bunkers with them. But theres a reason we don't have a flamethrower guy with every squad like he's the black mage of the group.


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Joe_Killer
Title: Professional Amature
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PostPosted: Oct 03 2010 09:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

TheRoboSleuth wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Flamethrowers have a necessary use, scaring the ever living fuck out the enemy and convincing them that you do not fuck around.
They are good for deforesting and I think you can clear bunkers with them. But theres a reason we don't have a flamethrower guy with every squad like he's the black mage of the group.


Also, flamethrowers are legal in every state...even California, where nothing is legal, sans marijuana. Loopholes and such for flamethrowers, thank the lawd.


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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PostPosted: Oct 04 2010 12:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

TheRoboSleuth wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Flamethrowers have a necessary use, scaring the ever living fuck out the enemy and convincing them that you do not fuck around.
They are good for deforesting and I think you can clear bunkers with them. But theres a reason we don't have a flamethrower guy with every squad like he's the black mage of the group.

One sniper's bullet to the tank = lost money for training/gear and one less soldier.


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Oct 04 2010 05:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

Joe_Killer wrote:
TheRoboSleuth wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Flamethrowers have a necessary use, scaring the ever living fuck out the enemy and convincing them that you do not fuck around.
They are good for deforesting and I think you can clear bunkers with them. But theres a reason we don't have a flamethrower guy with every squad like he's the black mage of the group.


Also, flamethrowers are legal in every state...even California, where nothing is legal, sans marijuana. Loopholes and such for flamethrowers, thank the lawd.


Using FIRE to BURN things? This would be my favorite weapon anyway. The evil of the flamethrower, and the fact that it's "fire". I enjoy burning shit, but burning people just seems a little mean.

Exessive Violence.


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
PostPosted: Oct 05 2010 10:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Let's hope he doesn't try to test Friendly Fire next.


RIP Hacker

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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Oct 05 2010 10:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd like to see him try a grenade jump. If he times it right all should go well.


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
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PostPosted: Oct 06 2010 12:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

How about stepping on a land mine, then trying to place a heavy rock on it, to prevent detonation? Running over explosives, and not dying; that's the way of unrealistic video games.

Pulling the pin on a grenade, and putting it back in. I wonder if that works?

There is so much stupid shit you can try. In time I'm sure people will try it.


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Oct 06 2010 01:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

I don't know if putting the pin back in does anything, but doesn't the grenade not starting counting down so to say until after you let the metal shit the pin was holding in pop off?



 
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
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PostPosted: Oct 06 2010 10:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

It's called a safety lever. Releasing it ignites the fuse inside the grenade.

It is important to note that there are a fuckton of grenade types and not every one has this feature. Of special mention are the Model 24 used by the Nazis which, once you pulled the string that ignited the damn thing, gave you five seconds to throw it the fuck away from you. Once you lighted it, there was no turning back.

Of course, the string was protected by a screw-on cap that you had to unscrew before combat. Well, you could unscrew them during combat, but that would require all your kraut buddies covering your nazi balls while you wasted time doing it. On the flip side, they could be thrown much further than the grenades issued to the Allies.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: Oct 06 2010 03:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I wonder how may people have been killed by mishandling grenades over the years... Confused

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even Reggie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to know hi...


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
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PostPosted: Oct 07 2010 05:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
I wonder how may people have been killed by mishandling grenades over the years... Confused

This one's for you, Kaiser Bill. Special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the
boys in D company. Yeah... Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn Bob. And Reggie. Yeah,
even Reggie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to know hi...


[*** KABOOM ***]

I know that one lol. What about when grampa simpson puts his helmet over a grenade? Think that would make sense?


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2010 03:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

Laminated Sky wrote:
Blackout wrote:
I wonder how may people have been killed by mishandling grenades over the years... Confused

This one's for you, Kaiser Bill. Special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the
boys in D company. Yeah... Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn Bob. And Reggie. Yeah,
even Reggie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to know hi...


[*** KABOOM ***]

I know that one lol. What about when grampa simpson puts his helmet over a grenade? Think that would make sense?

I dunno, gonna have to ask one of the Military types round here. I'm assuming it would be safer than just throwing yourself on top of one. Confused



 
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Joe_Killer
Title: Professional Amature
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2010 12:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Laminated Sky wrote:
Blackout wrote:
I wonder how may people have been killed by mishandling grenades over the years... Confused

This one's for you, Kaiser Bill. Special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the
boys in D company. Yeah... Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn Bob. And Reggie. Yeah,
even Reggie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to know hi...


[*** KABOOM ***]

I know that one lol. What about when grampa simpson puts his helmet over a grenade? Think that would make sense?

I dunno, gonna have to ask one of the Military types round here. I'm assuming it would be safer than just throwing yourself on top of one. Confused


Technically, yes it's safer, and your chances of surviving are arguably better than diving on top of one. There's some story floating around the USMC's EOD floating around about a dude that tried this and survived.


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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2010 01:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Joe_Killer wrote:
Technically, yes it's safer, and your chances of surviving are arguably better than diving on top of one. There's some story floating around the USMC's EOD floating around about a dude that tried this and survived.

Interesting. I now have a survival technique on the off-chance I have military grade helmets and a live grenade lying around.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2010 01:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If you're suddenly faced with a grenade, you pretty much have only two choices:

a) Get the fuck away from it and hit the deck.
b) Try to kick it away and die as it explodes just before your foot connects.


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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2010 01:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Nekkoru wrote:
b) Try to kick it away and die as it explodes just before your foot connects.

I am 100% positive that that has happened to someone.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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PostPosted: Oct 09 2010 01:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Countless times to me alone in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory. Kicking grenades makes them actually go way further than if you would throw it. In real life, though, I'm not sure any soldier is dumb enough to actually try that.


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While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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