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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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Intel is spending $7,680,000,000 to buy McAfee.
I'm not sure why, but it is happening.
http://newsroom.intel.com/community/intel_newsroom/blog/2010/08/19/intel-to-acquire-mcafee
See...
If you ask me, they are on crack, and a lot of it. Why not buy a smaller security firm... perhaps one that isn't known for making bulky shitty software and destroying their customer's machines with patches...
Since Apple has embedded Anti-virus "That doesn't exist... but exists" and Microsoft has Security Essentials, I doubt that this purchase was based on end user Anti-virus products.
I'm not sure how this was worth so much, but Intel is up to something nefarious.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
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No kidding, it's really weird that any company would drop that much money on something as horrible as McAfee. I'd rather stick razor wire up my peehole than use any of their software.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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aeonic wrote: |
No kidding, it's really weird that any company would drop that much money on something as horrible as McAfee. I'd rather stick razor wire up my peehole than use any of their software. |
i wouldnt go that far, but i agree this is a bad strat.
unless intel knows something we dont know that might be happening down the line.
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Andrew Man
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
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And, naturally, at least 30% will be spent on hookers and blow.
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Drew Linky
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aeonic wrote: |
And, naturally, at least 30% will be spent on hookers and blow. |
This.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
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Drew Linky wrote: |
aeonic wrote: |
And, naturally, at least 30% will be spent on hookers and blow. |
This. |
Is probably what I'd do with 30% of that much money.
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Drew Linky
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aeonic wrote: |
Drew Linky wrote: |
aeonic wrote: |
And, naturally, at least 30% will be spent on hookers and blow. |
This. |
Is probably what I'd do with 30% of that much money. |
With 30% of that money, I'd pay off all of my bills, fit myself with enough food to last a life time... Oh, and hire my own police force that would enforce the laws I set up for my house. ''Hey, no passing by this house without a sacrifice!''
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Hacker
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Maybe they'll make the program better.
...I can dream can't I?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Hacker wrote: |
Maybe they'll make the program better.
...I can dream can't I? |
If they still produce it, I am sure it will be improved upon significantly. Intel is known for a lot of things, but shitty products isn't generally on their menu. I question if there is even a reason to produce a consumer based AV product though. They might be better off using Intel's name to go strictly corporate. Pair AV performance with some new processor instruction and wham, you have a new security app that has virtually no overhead. That I could see.
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Syd Lexia
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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Hah, those are great Syd.
Symantec isn't just a security company, so I am guessing that had something to do with it. Also, They are worth about 4 billion bucks more than McAfee and have about 3.5x more employees.
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