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GPFontaine
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I heard about this yesterday at my university news paper while I was copy editing. it sounds more like it should be a torture device for the army rather than for commercial use.
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| I don't like hand guns, but they seem like they might be a more effective solution than female condoms with teeth. |
But the thing is though, the woman has to be committed to using it on an attacker. She has to be committed to using it to harm someone or kill someone. If she hesitates, then the attacker can just take it from her and use it against her and then she's dead. |
Given that at the point that the female condom works, the woman has been raped, I'm guessing shooting someone would be more appealing to most women than getting along that far. I do think it is fucked up that this happens enough to warrant either solution.
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FNJ
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Whatever happened to chastity belts?
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
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| Whatever happened to chastity belts? |
good call
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 Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
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Robin of Locksley called the locksmith, remember?
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The Opponent
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They should have to call hackers these days.
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aeonic
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To my understanding of the situation, they have even more dangerous versions that'll actually mutilate a guy and rip him apart when he tries to pull back. I don't think that woman's getting killed unless Danny Dickrip has a friend with him. I'll ask the wife, she knows more about this stuff. I remember her saying stuff about it, but I didn't pay enough attention.
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
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I don't know who thought this was a good idea. It sounds like it was based off a medieval torture device that was designed to rip your cock off. (Im serious)
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aeonic
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| I don't know who thought this was a good idea. It sounds like it was based off a medieval torture device that was designed to rip your cock off. (Im serious) |
if i had to go out on a limb, people that don't like being raped probably think it's a hum-dinger
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
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| aeonic wrote: |
| mechafuhrer wrote: |
| I don't know who thought this was a good idea. It sounds like it was based off a medieval torture device that was designed to rip your cock off. (Im serious) |
if i had to go out on a limb, people that don't like being raped probably think it's a hum-dinger |
Yeah, but like soldier hawk said, carrying a handgun sounds like a better idea. If you run out of ammo (your aim sucks) you can just pistol whip.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
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| mechafuhrer wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| mechafuhrer wrote: |
| I don't know who thought this was a good idea. It sounds like it was based off a medieval torture device that was designed to rip your cock off. (Im serious) |
if i had to go out on a limb, people that don't like being raped probably think it's a hum-dinger |
Yeah, but like soldier hawk said, carrying a handgun sounds like a better idea. If you run out of ammo (your aim sucks) you can just pistol whip. |
hate to say it, but if youre a bad enough shot to miss 6-13 or more (depending on revolver or pistol, and then pre or post ban clip) shots at point blank range, chances are your pistol whipping isn't going to be super effective either. might want to pack the antirape condom just in case
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scamrock
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| So what stops a spiteful woman from wearing one of these and then agreeing to consensual sex to be a bitch? |
This is the first thing I wondered. If this becomes widespread, it is going to become a weapon? You are gonn have dudes with their piece chopped all to hell because some lady is looking for revenge. Guys will be longing for the days when all their clothes were out in the yard doused in bleach.
Can you imagine if Aileen Wuornos had access to these things?
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aeonic
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| FNJ wrote: |
| So what stops a spiteful woman from wearing one of these and then agreeing to consensual sex to be a bitch? |
This is the first thing I wondered. If this becomes widespread, it is going to become a weapon? You are gonn have dudes with their piece chopped all to hell because some lady is looking for revenge. Guys will be longing for the days when all their clothes were out in the yard doused in bleach.
Can you imagine if Aileen Wuornos had access to these things? |
considering the images of it, its pretty distinct looking, especially the little ridges along the sides of it that hold the barbs in a row. best advice, gents? a cut finger is a lot less painful. dont just jump right in if you think youre about to hook up with a potential psycho, she could have a razorblade up there like the girls in 'Nam did too.
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Drew Linky
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| scamrock wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| So what stops a spiteful woman from wearing one of these and then agreeing to consensual sex to be a bitch? |
This is the first thing I wondered. If this becomes widespread, it is going to become a weapon? You are gonn have dudes with their piece chopped all to hell because some lady is looking for revenge. Guys will be longing for the days when all their clothes were out in the yard doused in bleach.
Can you imagine if Aileen Wuornos had access to these things? |
considering the images of it, its pretty distinct looking, especially the little ridges along the sides of it that hold the barbs in a row. best advice, gents? a cut finger is a lot less painful. dont just jump right in if you think youre about to hook up with a potential psycho, she could have a razorblade up there like the girls in 'Nam did too. |
No more sex for me. Ever.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| scamrock wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| So what stops a spiteful woman from wearing one of these and then agreeing to consensual sex to be a bitch? |
This is the first thing I wondered. If this becomes widespread, it is going to become a weapon? You are gonn have dudes with their piece chopped all to hell because some lady is looking for revenge. Guys will be longing for the days when all their clothes were out in the yard doused in bleach.
Can you imagine if Aileen Wuornos had access to these things? |
considering the images of it, its pretty distinct looking, especially the little ridges along the sides of it that hold the barbs in a row. best advice, gents? a cut finger is a lot less painful. dont just jump right in if you think youre about to hook up with a potential psycho, she could have a razorblade up there like the girls in 'Nam did too. |
No more sex for me. Ever. |
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Drew Linky
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IS THAT A CHALLENGE?! FIRST TO CRY LOSES!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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| username wrote: |
| Drew Linky wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| scamrock wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| So what stops a spiteful woman from wearing one of these and then agreeing to consensual sex to be a bitch? |
This is the first thing I wondered. If this becomes widespread, it is going to become a weapon? You are gonn have dudes with their piece chopped all to hell because some lady is looking for revenge. Guys will be longing for the days when all their clothes were out in the yard doused in bleach.
Can you imagine if Aileen Wuornos had access to these things? |
considering the images of it, its pretty distinct looking, especially the little ridges along the sides of it that hold the barbs in a row. best advice, gents? a cut finger is a lot less painful. dont just jump right in if you think youre about to hook up with a potential psycho, she could have a razorblade up there like the girls in 'Nam did too. |
No more sex for me. Ever. |
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Gah really? Many things can go there, razor blades should not be one of them!
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
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| Blackout wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| Drew Linky wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| scamrock wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| So what stops a spiteful woman from wearing one of these and then agreeing to consensual sex to be a bitch? |
This is the first thing I wondered. If this becomes widespread, it is going to become a weapon? You are gonn have dudes with their piece chopped all to hell because some lady is looking for revenge. Guys will be longing for the days when all their clothes were out in the yard doused in bleach.
Can you imagine if Aileen Wuornos had access to these things? |
considering the images of it, its pretty distinct looking, especially the little ridges along the sides of it that hold the barbs in a row. best advice, gents? a cut finger is a lot less painful. dont just jump right in if you think youre about to hook up with a potential psycho, she could have a razorblade up there like the girls in 'Nam did too. |
No more sex for me. Ever. |
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Gah really? Many things can go there, razor blades should not be one of them!  |
Let's see how long we can keep these replies going!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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| mechafuhrer wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| Drew Linky wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| scamrock wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| So what stops a spiteful woman from wearing one of these and then agreeing to consensual sex to be a bitch? |
This is the first thing I wondered. If this becomes widespread, it is going to become a weapon? You are gonn have dudes with their piece chopped all to hell because some lady is looking for revenge. Guys will be longing for the days when all their clothes were out in the yard doused in bleach.
Can you imagine if Aileen Wuornos had access to these things? |
considering the images of it, its pretty distinct looking, especially the little ridges along the sides of it that hold the barbs in a row. best advice, gents? a cut finger is a lot less painful. dont just jump right in if you think youre about to hook up with a potential psycho, she could have a razorblade up there like the girls in 'Nam did too. |
No more sex for me. Ever. |
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Gah really? Many things can go there, razor blades should not be one of them!  |
Let's see how long we can keep these replies going! |
You know, if everyone started being reasonable and stopped the whole rape thing we wouldn't need to invent crazy shit like this.
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JonSnow
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Let's suppose the case that these get incredibly popular in Africa.. I imagine at first it'll lower the number of rapes, as the male hedonistic rapists are like wtf is this shit. And then it'll just become common practice to rip them out before the deed.
As to the point you have to already be raped for this to be effective, that is true, but news will spread and it'll become a deterrant. Just like you have to already commit a crime before you go to jail, but once people learn about the fact they can go to jail (or in this case have their penises wrapped by some crazy condom with teeth) they'll be less inclined to do it.
They may be right though that this will get some women killed.
That all said, I do think it important to fix that problem, it's not right for cultures to exist in that way.
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| This is the first thing I wondered. If this becomes widespread, it is going to become a weapon? You are gonn have dudes with their piece chopped all to hell because some lady is looking for revenge. Guys will be longing for the days when all their clothes were out in the yard doused in bleach. |
IF you give her the proper foreplay she is due, you'll be able to discover this little contraption. But yes that would be very lame, and it will happen. Luckily it's not permanent damage, as far as the description read.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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| JonSnow wrote: |
Let's suppose the case that these get incredibly popular in Africa.. I imagine at first it'll lower the number of rapes, as the male hedonistic rapists are like wtf is this shit. And then it'll just become common practice to rip them out before the deed.
As to the point you have to already be raped for this to be effective, that is true, but news will spread and it'll become a deterrant. Just like you have to already commit a crime before you go to jail, but once people learn about the fact they can go to jail (or in this case have their penises wrapped by some crazy condom with teeth) they'll be less inclined to do it.
They may be right though that this will get some women killed.
That all said, I do think it important to fix that problem, it's not right for cultures to exist in that way.
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| This is the first thing I wondered. If this becomes widespread, it is going to become a weapon? You are gonn have dudes with their piece chopped all to hell because some lady is looking for revenge. Guys will be longing for the days when all their clothes were out in the yard doused in bleach. |
IF you give her the proper foreplay she is due, you'll be able to discover this little contraption. But yes that would be very lame, and it will happen. Luckily it's not permanent damage, as far as the description read. |
What makes you think rapists dabble in foreplay? You must have been raped by the suavest mofo out there!
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Optimist With Doubts
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I'm sorry but I think it's god damn retarded that for some of all it takes for a woman to become a vengeful bitch is a teeth filled condom.
What's to stop a woman who is scorned to turn a handgun on you? Or put poison in your food?
I guess we should just leave women in rooms that only open from the outside and fuck them whenever we get bored.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
I'm sorry but I think it's god damn retarded that for some of all it takes for a woman to become a vengeful bitch is a teeth filled condom.
What's to stop a woman who is scorned to turn a handgun on you? Or put poison in your food?
I guess we should just leave women in rooms that only open from the outside and fuck them whenever we get bored. |
So what about your Grandma?
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Drew Linky
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
I'm sorry but I think it's god damn retarded that for some of all it takes for a woman to become a vengeful bitch is a teeth filled condom.
What's to stop a woman who is scorned to turn a handgun on you? Or put poison in your food?
I guess we should just leave women in rooms that only open from the outside and fuck them whenever we get bored. |
So what about your Grandma? |
... Wow.
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Sehkmaenzo
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Blackout wants to get it on with your grandma.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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| Sehkmaenzo wrote: |
| Blackout wants to get it on with your grandma. |
No damn it, I wanted to know if he thought that rule applied to his beloved Grandmother, trying to point out how it would ruin the family structure.
On second thought, can she make good cookies? Gimme her number!
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