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So who wants to date a supermodel?


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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: May 04 2010 02:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Apparently someone out there loves me, but has (in the process) misconstrued my sexual orientation. Still, I wouldn't want this fine young woman to be lonely just because I can't help her, and I know most of the guys here like pretty girls, soooo...

My spam email wrote:
Hello!!!

My name is Maimonas, a young beautiful girl and i also like to model and i am
delighted to contact you, i hope you will be the honest and caring friend that i
have been longing to meet, i will like appreciate if you will respond to this
mail through my private email address

To enable me tell you more more about me, my family and there is something
special which i will also like to tell you about me and i will so send you my
photo once i hear from you.

Regards,

Maimonas.

Form a single line, gentlemen. No pushing, shoving, or otherwise unsightly behavior. You wouldn't want to offend her and ruin your chances of making it with a model after all, right? Laughing


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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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PostPosted: May 04 2010 02:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Is she, by chance, also a Nigerian Princess?
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
PostPosted: May 04 2010 02:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If she doesn't mind paying the rent and having pre-marital sex, it's on.


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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: May 04 2010 02:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She'd like to be a model? Doesn't that sorta contradict the whole "super model" thing?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: May 04 2010 04:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
Is she, by chance, also a Nigerian Princess?

i hope not. i'd rather her be from Zamunda.


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PostPosted: May 04 2010 05:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Ba'al
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PostPosted: May 04 2010 05:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Supermodels tend to be shallow, they're all looks no personality.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: May 04 2010 06:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ba'al wrote:
Supermodels tend to be shallow, they're all looks no personality.

as long as they put out and shut up, thats ok lol


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JRA
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PostPosted: May 04 2010 06:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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