Apparently someone out there loves me, but has (in the process) misconstrued my sexual orientation. Still, I wouldn't want this fine young woman to be lonely just because I can't help her, and I know most of the guys here like pretty girls, soooo...
| My spam email wrote: |
Hello!!!
My name is Maimonas, a young beautiful girl and i also like to model and i am
delighted to contact you, i hope you will be the honest and caring friend that i
have been longing to meet, i will like appreciate if you will respond to this
mail through my private email address
To enable me tell you more more about me, my family and there is something
special which i will also like to tell you about me and i will so send you my
photo once i hear from you.
Regards,
Maimonas. |
Form a single line, gentlemen. No pushing, shoving, or otherwise unsightly behavior. You wouldn't want to offend her and ruin your chances of making it with a model after all, right?