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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Feb 28 2010 01:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Opening sequence will be me waking up. Scene will end will end with me retrieving the Sunday paper and ignoring the headline "IRAN CLAIMS NUCLEAR ATTACKS ON AMERICA ARE IMMINENT" and instead reading the comics section and the GameStop insert.

Movie ends with me wandering around my basement looking for my Atari 8-bit, finding it in my fallout shelter, and accidentally locking myself inside. I shrug, and hook it up to an old television set and begin playing. A final shot shot of me playing Missile Command with several empty Diet Coke bottles on the floor pans out into a nuclear holocaust.

Heh that's pretty funny.



 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Feb 28 2010 11:25 am Reply with quote Back to top

My specialty is making problems go away.

I'd rather do it peacefully, but I'm okay if it's not.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
PostPosted: Feb 28 2010 05:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What role will I play?


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Spanish Meatloaf
Title: Denim Clad Road Warrior
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: Olympia, WA
PostPosted: Feb 28 2010 08:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I wanna be the guy who sneaks on to the set and performs provacative movements in one of the windows in the background.


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Hacker
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PostPosted: Mar 02 2010 03:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just like that guy on hot rod



 
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Mar 03 2010 01:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Who would you guys like for cameos?

My top two are:

Peter North as Peter North, Owner of Peter North's Old Tyme Yogurt
Kevin Smith as Yogurt Enthusiast
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Hacker
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PostPosted: Mar 03 2010 02:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Lets make Kevin bacon the guy who makes all the yogurt

That way Peter can yell "kevin" and temporary confusion will ensue



 
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Mar 03 2010 04:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Do you even get it, Hacker?


Does anybody here have a Ross Rifle?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Mar 03 2010 11:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Clearly not.
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Mar 03 2010 11:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I don't get it either. please enlighten us.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 12:08 am Reply with quote Back to top

FNJ wrote:
I don't get it either. please enlighten us.

I was going to post some accusatory nonsensical ramblings but I got nothing.



 
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 12:08 am Reply with quote Back to top

FNJ wrote:
I don't get it either. please enlighten us.

I'm not even drunk... indulge me WTF are you speaking of?
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 12:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

Is it some kind of fat joke?


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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 02:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.


Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 03:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

bah that's stupid.


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 09:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.

No, but I'm saying Kevin Smith would probably be willing to do a "Kevin Smith likes semen" joke.
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Hacker
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 09:50 am Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.

Your mom likes my semen
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 10:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hacker wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.

Your mom likes my semen

Whoa too far man... Your Mom Jokes?
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 01:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It's somewhat clever, but in an obvious way.

So it's not.


<docinsano>i beat off using save states

<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.

Why? Fuck you, that's why.
 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Mar 07 2010 01:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

oh yeah, the movie needs to include a scene with a dog that has shifty eyes.

and a scene where a cop gets suspended from the force and he throws his badge at his superior


Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
PostPosted: Mar 07 2010 08:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hacker wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.

Your mom likes my semen
'
That would've been funny, Hacker, if we were still in 5th grade and had no concept of humor.


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Slayer1
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PostPosted: Mar 07 2010 09:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
oh yeah, the movie needs to include a scene with a dog that has shifty eyes.

Obscure Simpsons reference... I love it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55ArHjeR1c
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
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PostPosted: Mar 07 2010 09:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
oh yeah, the movie needs to include a scene with a dog that has shifty eyes.

Obscure Simpsons reference... I love it!
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