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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Syd Lexia wrote:
Opening sequence will be me waking up. Scene will end will end with me retrieving the Sunday paper and ignoring the headline "IRAN CLAIMS NUCLEAR ATTACKS ON AMERICA ARE IMMINENT" and instead reading the comics section and the GameStop insert.
Movie ends with me wandering around my basement looking for my Atari 8-bit, finding it in my fallout shelter, and accidentally locking myself inside. I shrug, and hook it up to an old television set and begin playing. A final shot shot of me playing Missile Command with several empty Diet Coke bottles on the floor pans out into a nuclear holocaust.
Heh that's pretty funny.
UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
My specialty is making problems go away.
I'd rather do it peacefully, but I'm okay if it's not.
Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
Spanish Meatloaf
Title: Denim Clad Road Warrior
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 522
I wanna be the guy who sneaks on to the set and performs provacative movements in one of the windows in the background.
Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
Just like that guy on hot rod
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
Who would you guys like for cameos?
My top two are:
Peter North as Peter North, Owner of Peter North's Old Tyme Yogurt
Kevin Smith as Yogurt Enthusiast
Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
Lets make Kevin bacon the guy who makes all the yogurt
That way Peter can yell "kevin" and temporary confusion will ensue
Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
Do you even get it, Hacker?
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
I don't get it either. please enlighten us.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
FNJ wrote:
I don't get it either. please enlighten us.
I was going to post some accusatory nonsensical ramblings but I got nothing.
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
FNJ wrote:
I don't get it either. please enlighten us.
I'm not even drunk... indulge me WTF are you speaking of?
Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 1923
Is it some kind of fat joke?
This Is Tu na With Ba con
Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.
Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
Valdronius wrote:
He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.
No, but I'm saying Kevin Smith would probably be willing to do a "Kevin Smith likes semen" joke.
Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
Valdronius wrote:
He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.
Your mom likes my semen
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
Hacker wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.
Your mom likes my semen
Whoa too far man... Your Mom Jokes?
LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
It's somewhat clever, but in an obvious way.
So it's not.
<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why.
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
oh yeah, the movie needs to include a scene with a dog that has shifty eyes.
and a scene where a cop gets suspended from the force and he throws his badge at his superior
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
Hacker wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
He's saying Kevin Smith likes semen.
Your mom likes my semen
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That would've been funny, Hacker, if we were still in 5th grade and had no concept of humor.
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
username wrote:
oh yeah, the movie needs to include a scene with a dog that has shifty eyes.
Obscure Simpsons reference... I love it!