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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Epic fail: I haven't got a damn thing. To be fair, I am going to my mother's tomorrow and I know she has at least one present for me. My damn roommates got me nothing despite me getting them stuff, though they claim I have gifts coming that they have not yet bought due to getting paid today and no stores being open. We shall see... |
They probably did the "Wait to see if he gets us anything before we get him something" trick.
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Win: I got an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
Fail: I shot my goddam eye out. |
On accident?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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"A Christmas Story" is timeless, but 24 hours of it is fucking overkill!!!11!1!!
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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I got 2 gift cards and the New Super Mario Bros. Wii, but I'm not going to play it for a while.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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FAIL: Went to the girlfriend's parent's rented cabin on the lake for Christmas Eve Dinner, and the chicken and potatoes everyone was going to eat got contaminated with dish soap. Turns out that the asshats that rent the cabin decided to be fancy with their dish soap and put it in a olive oil bottle next to the stove. 
WIN: We got to eat Pizza instead! 
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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Win: Got a great. weighted keys, hammer action, keyboard with a stand and seat.
Fail: I only had an extra 150 bucks to spend on everyone's presents this year 
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Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK! |
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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Win: I have about 500 bucks to spend on myself. I also got a modded 360 to replace my RROD 360. Only thing that sucks is it is banned from live, so I may also buy a new one for live and Netflix.
Fail: Because of the weather, it took about 5 hours to make a 2 1/2 hour trip and got stuck about 1/8 of a mile from my parents house.
Fail: My cousin's ipod touch was missing only a few hours after she got it. Nobody can find it. Says it was in her purse. Hopefully it turns up. I would be pissed to find out somebody in our family is a thief.
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Asmodeous667
Title: Keeper of the briefcase
Joined: Nov 13 2007
Location: The Alaska tundra
Posts: 149
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Win: Bought myself a new surround sound system with iPod dock.
Fail: Spending Christmas alone in Alaska while my girlfriend is with her family in Florida for the next month and all my family and friends are in Oregon.
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Good....... Bad......... I'm the guy with the gun
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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WIN: Got And Yet It Moves and a new USB MP3 player from my wife and a big electric shaving kit.
FAIL: There's no more money left from my check. Like, at all. Wife's mom and grandma are coming down Tuesday to help us move into new condo, and Grandma's supposed to give us a hundred bucks or something like that. Also, dishwasher is totally fucked so I have to handwash all the dirty dishes I've been letting pile up before the move.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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| joshwoodzell wrote: |
| "A Christmas Story" is timeless, but 24 hours of it is fucking overkill!!!11!1!! |
Did someone show 24 hours of Night at The Museum?
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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win: I got a nice homemade Deadpool Scarf from my semi-secret santa.
Win: I got a book I picked out for myself. It's half memoir, half commentary about fantasy gaming and pen and paper rpgs.
Fail: Just about every other gift. The one year I actually asked for things because I've been unemployed since May and spent all my money on Christmas. And this is the only year that I didn't get ANY gift cards. Not. A. One. I got clothes. Hideous clothes. Uber-trendy black jeans with that weird little faux-fade on them, a hideous coat thing. Black socks and a long sleeve polo.
Oh well. Everyone liked the gifts I gave them so that's good.
Too bad I just don't have any money/gift cards to go buy the games I've been lusting after.
Or all the comics I am behind on.
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 7143
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WIN: I got all the games old and new alike I wanted...
FAIL: ...except Mega Man IV and V (not to be confused with 4 and 5).
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
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Win: I got a brand new couch for my house.
Fail: That was ALL I got.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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| JRA wrote: |
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Win: I got an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
Fail: I shot my goddam eye out. |
On accident? |
wow FAIL
Even i recognized the reference
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
Posts: 1511
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That line is a classic one. How can you possibly not recognize that reference. I hope you're joking JRA.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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The fail continues: From my mother and her boyfriend I got a sweater that would apparently "look nice" on me, jeans that they bought too big because apparently they think I'm a fat ass and blue jeans at that which I'm never going to wear because I don't wear blue jeans. To add to the comment that I have poor fashion sense, they also gave me toothpaste, toothbrushes, shampoo and shaving cream. Because, you know, I'm a filthy bastard and all.
I bought Borderlands for myself so I would get at least one good gift, but I can't even play it because my room mate and her sister are playing Rock Band. Which I'm sure they'll be doing until 11 when my other room mate gets home and then he'll want to play Modern Warfare 2 all night.
Fuck Christmas
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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Is her sister hot? Seduce and destroy!
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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No I didn't know it was a reference, sue me.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Is her sister hot? Seduce and destroy! |
She's not worth the effort
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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WIN: Got a DSi, a Retro Duo (plays both SNES and NES games), , a Wii, and a whole bunch of other awesome stuff.
FAIL: DSi has a music player that only plays .m4a files (WTF? No mp3s?)
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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I believe DSi plays AAC files.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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But no mp3
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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seduce and destroy almost sounds tactical!
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
Posts: 861
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Win: My father gave me $300
Fail: My grandparents bought me grave plot. In what society is that an appropriate gift. I love them, but shit, that is the most depressing gift possible. That wasn't on my list to Santa.
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
Posts: 1511
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| JRA wrote: |
| No I didn't know it was a reference, sue me. |
Relax, there's only love here bro.
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