top ten movie badasses (im sure this will cause some debate):
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It's impossible to become a badass. If you're a badass, you come out of the womb with a gun in your hand, permanent five o'clock shadow and a thirst for blood, not milk. A badass spends their entire life killing punks, causing massive explosions wherever they go and making the world a safer place for us non-badasses. They're also really useful to have around if you're wating for a table at Denny's.
#10 Charles Bronson (Any Charles Bronson Movie) - There are certain people who aren't that big or strong, but you can tell just by looking at them that they're one bad ass motherfu*ker. That's Charles Bronson.
#9 Marv (Sin City) - Marv can withstand multiple gunshot wounds (including shots to the head), being hit by a car, taking a blow to the head by a sledgehammer and the inital shock of the electric chair. If that's not a badass, I don't know what is.
#8 Snake Plissken (Escape From New York/LA) - The former U.S. Army Lieutent served under Special Forces Unit Black Flight with two Purple Hearts and he the youngest soldier to be decorated by the U.S. President for bravery during campaigns in Leningrad and Siberia in World War III against the USSR ... which has even happened yet. All that stuff is great and all, but the eyepatch is Snake's true badass selling point.
#7 John McClane (Die Hard 1-4) - The man simply can't be killed. You could set John McClane on fire, shoot him 37 times and he'd still find a way to comeback and kill you and your family.
#6 Bruce Lee (Every Bruce Lee Movie) - The greatest martial artist ever that was such a badass that many people believe the Chinese Triad secrelty murdered him with a secret mixture of marijuana and pain killers
#5 Maximus (Gladiator) - Rome's finest warriors and tigers were no match for Maximus. It's just a shame he couldn't live long enough to have sex with Connie Nielsen. Man she was hot in that movie.
#4 Conan The Barbarian - The "Warrior Gladiator King" loved to crush his enemies, see them driven before him ... and he really loves to hear the lamentation of their women. I don't even know what lamentation means, but it sounds pretty badass.
#3 King Leonidas (300) - If it weren't for those Persian pussies with their coward bow and arrows, King Leonidas would've defeated Xerxes army of one million soldiers. He also had a smoking hot wife who was great at badass Spartan sex.
#2 Rambo - For crying out loud, the man is capable of defeating an entire country by himself. Rambo is such a badass that when he shoots people he doesn't just kill them, he makes their entire body explode.
#1 Dirty Harry - Dirty Harry is the original movie badass with the most badass one-liners in movie history. Inspector Callahan also made the Smith & Wesson Model 29 revolver, chambered for the powerful .44 Magnum cartridge popular which is something I think we can all be thankful for.
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Doddsino
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Nov 06 2009 03:21 am
That's an alright list...but it's fucking pathedic to say "every Bruce Lee" or "every Charles Bronson". Pick their most badass role, personally I'd say;
Bronson: Once Upon a Time in the West
Lee: Enter the Dragon
I'd cut Leonidas, since that movie sucked and put John Preston/Equilibrium in there..
Maximus is another I disagree with, I'd actually put Indiana Jones in there...save for the last film...the fucker risked his life and never truly claimed the treasure in the end...except for that cross...eh fuck the cross...that's like a 1/6 success rate...yet all the German widows he left behind...awesome.
I'm not happy with Pliskin either, but I've never seen Escape From LA, nor can I think of anyone else at the moment..
Also I'd switch Dirty Harry with the Man With No Name, since Harry wasn't as enjoyable in the later movies, but the Man With No Name went out with style.
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Nov 06 2009 09:38 am
Are you fucking kidding me??
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Nov 06 2009 10:35 am
Also, where's John Matrix?
He took down an entire private army with supplies he stole from a sporting goods store!
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Nov 06 2009 11:53 am
shit, even michael douglas' character from falling down kicked more ass than some of these other people
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Nov 06 2009 12:10 pm
You could also make a point for James Bond, but I disqualify him for shower crying.
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Nov 06 2009 04:46 pm
Knyte wrote:
Also, where's John Matrix?
He took down an entire private army with supplies he stole from a sporting goods store!
I agree with that choice. One of the channels I watched Commando on actually had a kill counter on the screen. I think it was over a 100 by the end of the movie.
Matrix is another badass matherfucker. He killed a man by cutting through him with a pipe. Now that's what I call a man
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Nov 07 2009 11:58 am
What about Napoleon Dynamite? Anyone who was gigantic balls to dance like that in front of the entire school is a certified badass.
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Nov 07 2009 11:59 am
Blackout wrote:
What about Napoleon Dynamite? Anyone who was gigantic balls to dance like that in front of the entire school is a certified badass.
i probably wouldnt dance like that. not sober at least
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Nov 07 2009 01:49 pm
Jules Winfield. Though, he's not a bad-ass, he's a bad mother-fucka'.
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Nov 07 2009 03:52 pm
Milhouse wrote:
Jules Winfield. Though, he's not a bad-ass, he's a bad mother-fucka'.
Agreed, the lack of Samuel L. Jackson knocks the list's cred down a few points, although I give it major props for giving Dirty Harry the number one spot. I am more partial to The Man With No Name, though.
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Nov 09 2009 01:08 am
Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday from Tombstone laughs at the aforementioned "badasses."
I suggest you watch from 8:00 forward for a representative taste.
Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
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Nov 09 2009 05:12 am
Milhouse wrote:
Jules Winfield. Though, he's not a bad-ass, he's a bad mother-fucka'.
Agreed
Although for simple story alone, I'd use Butch. He killed a man in a boxing ring, screwed over Marcelius, risked his life for a watch, ran over Marcelius, busted out of a fucking chair through brute force, punch-deathed a gimp, sliced up Maymard and made peace with Marcelius.
Sure Jules said some pretty cool lines, but he also had Vincent there for backup
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Nov 11 2009 12:09 am
Marv should've been higher, but nice list.
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Nov 11 2009 12:19 am
if I made a top ten list it would probably just be arnold and bruce alternating roles, so I will spare all of you.
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Nov 11 2009 01:36 am
FNJ wrote:
if I made a top ten list it would probably just be arnold and bruce alternating roles, so I will spare all of you.
I wouldn't mind!
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Nov 20 2009 01:48 am
truthfully i thought bruce cambel started out as a bitch in the first evil dead film
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Nov 20 2009 01:53 am
Yeah, Ashley was not a strong character. But, when he became just Ash...
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Nov 21 2009 07:45 am
I thought I posted my own top 10 on this thread.
Oh well. I'll list it again. I think this was the order I was going to put them in.
1. John Rambo - Rambo Series
2. John Matrix - Commando
3. Beatrix Kiddo - Kill Bill
4. Marv - Sin City
5. King Leonidas - 300
6. Snake Plissken - Escape From New York/LA
7. Dutch Schaefer - Predator
8. Kuwabatake Sanjuro - Yojimbo
9. John McClane - Die Hard Series
10. Sgt. Andrew Scott - Universal Soldier
#7 John McClane (Die Hard 1-4) - The man simply can't be killed. You could set John McClane on fire, shoot him 37 times and he'd still find a way to comeback and kill you and your family.
